To love! a poem | ADHD Information
well,
I have no clean dishes,
I eat from the can
I can still see my sink
way way under the pans
My garbage still stinks,
as it's always going to do
After all I haven't taken it out
since 1992
And I have no true love
which stinks most of all
but there can be no brink
Alberta's flat after all!
GlenW38654.2445833333i don't want to think of my little boy as having a lover...thus why he is an indoor cat ..
that and because the law tells me that he has to stay indoors
I lift the seat , I'm not too crass, my toilets clean, so sit your a$$
for miss frizzle
but glen are you desexed??
No - but it WOULD help to make the lonely nights less so I guess! Maybe I should have a chat with my local vet!
you all are a bunch of freaks..
oh sheri, maybe you need to be neutered too 
Thank you for being there for me even though I'm Wacked
O!
If I had no dishes
They wouldn't pile in the sink
If I had no nostrils
My garbage would not stink
And If I had no lover,
Well, I'd be on the brink
Thank you!
another poem for you miss frizzle
if you were not alive, you would be a cat
if you were a cat, you would not clean
if you were a cat, you would be desexed
and have no need for a lover
If you were desexed
you would need a lover
to resex you
golly gosh, thats all that is needed, a lover??
i'll tell my cat that.. he lost his testicles during the desexing process..
he will be happy to know that all he needs is a lover to be resexed ..
You see Brooke, sorry to get all finicky on you, but you say that a desexed cat does not NEED a lover, and I say, Nay!
The desexed cat needs a lover worse than any other cat!
A very very good lover! One that could help make those balls resurface. A magical lover !
Her dishes still in their original crates
Her family eats on paper plates
The laundry IS folded and in the chair
But covered deep in her cat’s hair
Instead of rewashing the clothes where she sat
She contemplates now on shaving the cat
She should clean the house to make it look cuter
But here she sits still on the computer.
excellent poem countrygirl!!!
[QUOTE=Brookelea]oh sheri, maybe you need to be neutered too
[/QUOTE] i'm a female... it would be kinda hard to neuter me
Then Sheri - in the words of Lionel Richie
"Spay you - Spay she - spay them together - that's the way it should be!!!"
ah no...neuter - unisex term..
don't be sexist sheri!!!!
there are anti-discrimination laws you know
Thank ye villianess. I covet thy admiration
my thoughts in the sink
and the dishes in my head
oops that not right...
but i meant what i said
my mom does my laundry and still wipes my ass
because i'm "unmotivated" and "lazy"
due to being "dropped on my head when i was a baby"
ok maybe that was a joke and i clean my own parts
but i like things to be funny
like when my dog blows a fart