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i'm so pleased for you my love
but alas, for the sake of your unborn babe,
its best if we never meet again...

go in peace
and love your man and your babe

bye bye, i will never forget you...
the memories will always be fond..


Wow, that turned me on!

Keep it up, girls!

Btw, how do

girls keep

it up?


Easier than guys!
Plastic is FOREVER davido!

Brooke, that last letter broke my heart
exactly like the emoticon right above you.
You say we should not talk again
before I can say I love you????



its the only right thing to do my alpha dyke...
you have stirred up feelings in me that i never knew existed
you brought me so many tingles
so much happiness, so much desire and passion..

please miss frizzle, let this be our last goodbye..
i will always think of you, especially when i see a dyke on a bike..

farewell my alpha dyke


Davido!!!!!
Can I cry on your shoulder?
I feel like Brooke just rolled a boulder
over my heart, and I'm CRUSHED!
She blushed and blushed
like a sweet schoolgirl
and then she left me!
all because I mentioned my man and unborn baby??
It's no fair, you say life's not fair! To hell with fairness. To hell with life!
I just don't care anymore.
I cared too much! and look what it's done. 
All that caring and my lady's on the run!

[QUOTE=Miss Frizzle]You're right, I'll tell my boyfriend
That you're my babe and I'm your tom.
Come to think of it, the child in my stomach
can use a second mom!

[/QUOTE]

OMG!   What did you eat it for?????????????


Aww, David, Brooke, anybody out there?
I'm talking so loudly
but nobody will share
in my agony,
you think this is all stilted?
Like, really it doesn't matter?
I feel like I've been jilted.
All I'm left is to eat chips
and get fatter...
This wasn't all a farce for me.
A stupid game, for a stupid arse.
It was sweet and caring, and what's more!
I thought we would score!
Oh well, we won't score.
Good night. Time to snore.



[QUOTE=Countrygirl] [QUOTE=Miss Frizzle]You're right, I'll tell my boyfriend
That you're my babe and I'm your tom.
Come to think of it, the child in my stomach
can use a second mom!

[/QUOTE]

OMG!   What did you eat it for?????????????


[/QUOTE]

Protein!
Brooklea - Need a little more of a visual.  Are you wearing that Hale Berry Cat Woman Costume?  Miss Frizzle, Can't get a pic of you without that magic school bus! Countrygirl, you know how it is
in life there are two kinds of people:
Cannibals and fruitarians.

I am two kinds of people, and then some!
What are you?
CG!!!


Don't look at THAT one!!!!!

My hair isn't even combed!!!!


Only two kinds, oh no, I think not
unless you are talking bout
The hot and the not?
my alpha dyke,
i am pleased to see that you and countrygirl are
becoming closer..
i want you to be happy...

frutarians could never make someone as vibrant and as powerful and dynamic as you happy and content...

i am leaving.. to tend after my child..

sleep well my fair dyke..
[QUOTE=Countrygirl]Brooklea - Need a little more of a visual.  Are you wearing that Hale Berry Cat Woman Costume?  Miss Frizzle, Can't get a pic of you without that magic school bus! [/QUOTE]

a visual??

i am wearing a singlet top
and a mini skirt
i am stretched out on my couch
and stroking my cat
whilst reading your thread...


Brooko!
Don't worry, I am not sad
If you can be happy, then I can be glad, even without you!
I thought about building myself a lonely igloo
I thought that forever I would always miss you.
But then I thought again, about how the world turns round.
If I cant be with you, there's always rebound.

CG, It will be good to get to know you,
But I'm tired and need some sleep.
I hear you like animals,
have fun tending your sheep.


Night Miss Frizzle


OOPS
  

I mean,  Night Miss Frizzle.



Hello my name's miss asteroid.
(Not miss aster- thats's CG)
I am a newbie humanoid
And my posts will be rated PG++.
Welcome to the boards Miss Asteroid, I see that the cataclysm
Between Brookelea and I has created a personality schism!
If personality is light, then Brookelea was my prism!
Just yesterday I was a ray of light so undivided
Now I'm fragments of color on a wall!




Hey Miss Asteroid,
I see you are learning from the masters
The ancient lost one, The Resistance, who separated into conflicting identities!
The current prolific one, Davidornado!
You are following the greats! Good Luck to you, Miss Asteroid. Maybe we can get to be friends?
Who am I and who are you? What emotions are you allowed, and what is my domain?

[QUOTE=Miss Asteroid]Hey Miss Asteroid,
I see you are learning from the masters
The ancient lost one, The Resistance, who separated into conflicting identities!
The current prolific one, Davidornado!
You are following the greats! Good Luck to you, Miss Asteroid. Maybe we can get to be friends?
Who am I and who are you? What emotions are you allowed, and what is my domain?

[/QUOTE]

Hey there, first of all Miss Asteroid, you are going to need some practice logging out before writing as me to you. It is all very confusing, I know, but if you want us to have a conversation you will have to stop forgetting to post as me without realizing who is logged in.
Second of all, I don't think it's fair of you to blame Brooke for your identity crisis. Brooke is one of the sweetest people and you shouldn't make her feel bad. You were crazy to begin with, Miss Asteroid.
If I was crazy to begin with, then so were you, Miss Frizz. After all, you made me!

Oh cool! So I am a creator!
Does that mean I can boss you around?

I grant you free will! But you must obey me!
I damn you to hell! If you dare to betray me.

Oh cool! This is Fun!

When do I get thunderbolts?!










hysterical!!!  its too hot to laugh
Miss Frizzle, oh LORD! Have MERCY on me!
What can I do to make you happy?
I only aim to please you!
Just ANYTHING but thunderbolts! First of all don't use my name in vain.
Utter the word "Frizzle" and I'll cause you GREAT pain.
And do NOT make for yourself another God.
I am the only God.
Alright Miss fri- I mean God in heaven.
I won't say your name.
Only if you promise
I won't burn in your flame.
I will promise nothing of the sort-
Who do you think I am? One of your cohort-
That we can consort on a person to person basis????
Heck! I am GOD. GOD!!!!! I say. AND I am racist
Against my creation. Namely you, Miss Asteroid.
I promise you NOTHING, even if you comply
You might FRY in my flames, after you DIE you may FRY!
LIKE AN EGG in a pan
or  like  a potato fritter
THINK of ME as a foot,
And you as a critter.

So then, MISS FRIZZLE
If you say I can Sizzle
No matter what, good or bad,
then why should I listen to what You say?
Why do You bother commanding commandments?

I promise you, Miss FRIZZLE I am about to make a GRAVEN IMAGE
for spite.

put miss asteroid back into her place...

she owes you her identity, her life...

beat her, and kill her if need be...

you are the master miss frizzle, you can create another..
[QUOTE=Miss Asteroid]So then, MISS FRIZZLE
If you say I can Sizzle
No matter what, good or bad,
then why should I listen to what You say?
Why do You bother commanding commandments?

I promise you, Miss FRIZZLE I am about to make a GRAVEN IMAGE
for spite.

[/QUOTE]

be careful miss asteroid or miss frizzle will send you back to where you came from...
Anything but a graven image!!!!

You're right, Brooke! I should put her in her place
But the truth is that if she dares to replace
me, there will be another God upon this Earth.
I can not have that! Just the thought of it!
You see I am a jealous god, at the same time
I can not bear to destroy my very own birth.
No matter how ungrateful she is!

Miss Asteroid has put me in a catch 22.
I will consult with my angels.
They'll know what to do!
Dear God, Holiest of holy, Blessed be your name for all eternity,

We like to fly!
Thank you for the sky!
We like you!
you're the best!
better than the rest!
God almighty!
You're way cooler than Aphrodite!






miss frizzle, hera never doubted herself, so why are you??? your highness!
you're the finest!
We are honored to assist you!
we are so sorry!
that you worry!
about your babe who wronged you!

we'll assist you, yes we will!
so your creation you won't need to kill!

we will think of a solution!
Aha! how bout ablution?

You see, maybe if Miss Asteroid has to dunk in water like the Muslims do, she'll be cleansed of evil thoughts? Yes! Command her to perform ablutions. Whatdya think of that solution?!


Angels38657.1741666667Dear Angels, quite frankly I think your solution is stupid.

Think HARDER!
or why not sent her off into the constellations where she can join orion  Dearest God we love you!
We'll think harder for you!
It is an honor for calling us stupid!
It is an honor to be called anything by you, Lord, God.

We've thought and thought until our heads hurt.
We thought and thought until our blood spurt
from our heads, due to all that pressure.
Though it was our great pleasure
to think so hard for you,
it hurt so hard!, yet still we are greatful for you for giving us the ability to hurt so hard.
Thank you, God.



Give the babe incentive!
Reward her when she is good,
punish her when she is bad,
Easy as pie!


but that would make miss frizzle come across as weak...

you lord needs a real solution, not weak diplomatic sitting on the fence ones..

angels, you deserve to be sent to hades to wait out your punishment..
And so it came to pass.

It was 5:15 AM!

and behold!

 Miss Frizzle thought the idea was only  OK, but was too tired to think of anything better.
All of her creations- The angels, Miss Asteroid, and Narrator fell into a deep dark sleep.
She put them to sleep so that she could write an essay that is due for her class in the next hour.
You see, she only spent time creating all this nonsense because she has a real paper to write.


A paper that will be graded by a god far more powerful than she is.
This God has the power of the phallus, and the Red Pen of judgement.

Brookelea, you are right, she shouldn't accept this kind of weak solution, but she must go appease higher Gods with an essay, so that she can pass a course.  Nighty Brooks :)

may she pass with flying colours  Thanks. She has not started writing any of it!  Insatiably! (No poll for me. Far too fond of cats to go around killing them!) Very useful quality for graduate school--especially since I don't have that "H" thing going on much.Overwhelmingly so, that not only cats die (not really, but I almost do, a way too lot), but plants, and trees and bugs and fungi and bacteria and actinomycetes and viri and once, only once, a frog got pithed by me.

Now I have nightmares about Pith the Frog.
[QUOTE=Davidornado]Heythere,  MissyFrizzle!

I'll just suffer her travail.

Did you plan that to rhyme,

or was it a trick of the tale?
[/QUOTE]

Davidornado, it was a trick of the tale
And I planned that to rhyme.
I want some pale ale.
Can you spare me a dime?

Brookelea: You are too trusting, I fear!
You trust DAVIDORNADO, even though he's so QUEER!
You can't be so sure, you can't be unless
You make sure he does not get your address.
Davidornado, my apologies
for casting a shadow
on your honest good nature.
You were born to be trusted.
You truly are the protector of cats.
You love them all dearly
and would put your life in danger
on their behalf.
You are an independent animal lover,
Not a member of PETA. You walk  alone
In your quest to save cats,
For this we commend you.
God Bless/

In my life I've been called many things
Ellie, El, and Elenor
But Alpha dyke, that makes me laugh!
Nobody's called me THAT before!
And what should you be called dear Brooke?
Fair Maiden? Love lilly?
I can't think of a name for you
that doesn't sound too silly.
but you are my alpha dyke!!

you will protect me, and i will adore you...


You're right, I'll tell my boyfriend
That you're my babe and I'm your tom.
Come to think of it, the child in my stomach
can use a second mom!

to be honest miss frizzle, i can't blame you for being smitten by moi...

i have every desirable quality known to man... 

i am, after all, the epitome of feminity...




Ahhh,  if you are the epitome of femininity,
I can play the hardcore dyke!
Together we can reach ecstasy
them men can take a hike!



now i am blushing

and kicking myself for being so far away from you
Lol, this is the closest I've ever been
to being an active lesbian!
Same goes for you, right?
Are you saying I SEE THE LIGHT
AND IT's SO BRIGHT
(if it feels so good, it must be right?)




we are destined to be together
one day..


I wonder if we're both just very frustrated?
Everyone who sees our posts must thing we both need to get laided.
everyone should mind their own business...
they need to stay out of the way of destiny,
of truth...
Somewhere over the rianbow.....
  yes, and how symbolic would that be??



oh you make me blush!!!
Let's get to know each other:
1)do you have a significant other?
you make me GIGGLE! i do miss frizzle, but he knows all about you...
i blushed when i told him of our chats..
he then realised...


Brookelea!
One day when we are strong enough
to let passion take it's course
we'll forget about all earthy stuff
and ride away together on a horse!



to a castle near a river
or a cabin near a lake
if we don't do something like this
we'll be making a big mistake!


i can't stand this much longer!!
a horse, a castle, you!!

everything a woman could ever want in the world...

i think i ........
Or we'll rent a cheap apartment
is that's all we can afford
by day we'lll make the sweetest love
by night we'll thank the lord.
i don't care where i am
as long as i am with you...

i can't stop blushing...


Lol, this is fun, isn't it?
My man doesn't know about this at all! but miss frizzle
you are my alpha dyke
you need to tell him off our love
of our desire, of our endless passion...

its only fair

Davidornado! Stop being curious!
If you kill Brookelea's cat, she's gonna be FURIOUS!
I mean RAVING mad! She's a FREAK about cats
If you manage to kill hers she'll make DAVIDORNADO DOORMATS!!!!



thanks miss frizzle...
Heythere,  MissyFrizzle!

I'll just suffer her travail.

Did you plan that to rhyme,

or was it a trick of the tale?
If she ever brings you to trial
REMEMBER YOUR LINES:
"CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT, NOT ME!"
You should say that and smile. (denial!)
Also, make sure you dress to the NINES!
Cool clothes  are bound to impress a jury.

No problem Brookelea,
What are friends for, if not to protect each other's pets from Davidornado?
i shall not comment for fear of incriminating myself... [QUOTE=Miss Frizzle]No problem Brookelea,
What are friends for, if not to protect each other's pets from Davidornado?
[/QUOTE]

danke miss frizzle.. he wouldn't bother with my cats anyway...
[QUOTE=Miss Frizzle]Brookelea: You are too trusting, I fear!
You trust DAVIDORNADO, even though he's so QUEER!
You can't be so sure, you can't be unless
You make sure he does not get your address.
[/QUOTE]

you are so right miss frizzle..

you really need to pop into the forum more often...
As for Brookelea,
I fear she is vocal about her love for cats
as a cover. When the sh*t hits the roof, Brook's gonna be in the clear.
We must not write off all suspects. The fireman is the deadliest arson.

As for moi!
She who smelt it dealt it!


I only pop into the room when there are things that I MUST be doing. At the moment I have few responsibilities, and so there is little reason to procrastinate.  ahh miss frizzle, i am vocal about all my passions..

i even declared that i was about to turn gay for you...



but as far as my cats go, no amount of bribing the ferryman will stop hades!!!
Aww, Brooke! We hardly just met!

But there's no reason for us not to just GO WITH IT!
Actually, there are many reasons.
Number one:We're both straight.
i know i know, and that makes it even worse...

oh i wear my heart on my sleeve....

tis very pathetic
It is not pathetic.
It is romantic!
Don't use that green face!
This one's better:

[QUOTE=Miss Frizzle]But there's no reason for us not to just GO WITH IT!
Actually, there are many reasons.
Number one:We're both straight.
[/QUOTE]

miss frizzle, i'm torn enough...


And this one miss frizzle, everytime i see your name pop up, it brings a smile to my face  And this one is beautiful!

miss frizzle, you have to stop doing this to me!!!

i prefer you to be mean to me, that way i can move on....


Aww no, It says that spamming's not permitted
But I can't keep from posting, I'm smitted (SP)
with you. Well, really I'm flatterred
to the point that I want you to be smatterred
with kisses. Thank you!


I don't know why
you like me so much.
beneath this silly exterior
lies graaave secrets and ugly deceptions...
you can't really love me.
No, no you can't!
I will go home now.
And bury my face in a wet pillow.
boo hoo boo hoo.
you don't deserve me, bright brookelea!
beautiful Brookelea,
lady I've never met
They say love is blind!
Well this isn't love, but it sure is blind@!