Are you an Animal?! | ADHD Information
Son is monkey
Daughter coach potatoe
wife Comtuper spounge
me work aholoic
[QUOTE=pastmember/Bren]Son is monkey
Daughter coach potatoe
wife Comtuper spounge
me work aholoic
[/QUOTE]Is a work aholic a kind of marsupial? I should think so. The best kind of
animal! Feeds its young in a pouch. You should feel good about that!
On a serious note, best kind of holic there is. Better then an alco holic, ann
a*s*s hole-ic. etc.
Well What are you??!!I am pretending to be a guest!
But, there's no bare option!
I thought you'd want privacy[QUOTE=Davidornado] Ewe, yuck!I don't need privacy,
but you doo doo!
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Ewe, yuck!
I don't need privacy
cause I don't doo doo
but you doo!
ewe!
Miss Frizzle38657.5882291667What am I? I am a person who thinks this is a stupid poll Miss. Fizzle. So why am I here answering you, you may ask. My answer is: I don't know why I'm here.
Oh! I get it!!!! you EWE!!!!
EWE is an animal. Like this!
but not exactly!
Son is monkey
Daughter coach potatoe
wife Comtuper spounge
me work aholoic
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[QUOTE=Auntie]What am I? I am a person who thinks this is a stupid poll Miss. Fizzle. So why am I here answering you, you may ask. My answer is: I don't know why I'm here.[/QUOTE]
Auntie!
you know this song???
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You're here because
youre here because
you're here because
you're here!
you're here because
you're here because
you're here because
you're here
So far, there is only one tree and one grocery store in the bunch.
Any takers for cardboard? Going once, going twice, three times....
i'm sorry but it seems to me that there is another daveo on this board...what is up with all the silly polls?
sorry dave but you know its truesheri.m38657.6080787037bacteria.
i think koko's biology teacher should be sacked.or perhaps the english language teacher.
i wonder what koko thinks an animal is - 'a small biscuit with chocolate' or 'a human being' hahaha what could be worse.... no wonder she declined to be a part of it. perhaps there was picture of a giraffe under the word animal. i guess she/he doesn't look much like a giraffe.
Ewe, yuck!
I don't need privacy,
but you doo doo!
I have been called names related to animals before. But I continue to deny any charges that have been (or will be) levied before me.
~Z
Isn't it amazing how we can finish others sentences?( I won't do jail though)
miss frizzle you are sensitive... what must it be like to have a skin so thin? poor rabbit.i wonder why your skin is so thin. perhaps it is a good thing? it is an unusual thing in this day and age that's for sure.
do you wish it were thicker or do you like it just the way it is?
people are so curiously different...
well, variety is the spice of life. however much we try to homogenise our culture.
I have a shout out to SHERI M!
This one's just for you.
Sheri M. You're not a Them
You're an indivisible i
Does your hostility toward me stem
For a desire for me to cry?
I will not let you, sheri M.
Put down my silly poll.
Just think of it as comic relief
coming from the annoying troll.
IM A MEAN LEAN SEX MACHINE!milk?
Right!!
Como estas?
repairman38660.3480208333 [QUOTE=rayray812]IM A MEAN LEAN SEX MACHINE![/QUOTE]
, but are you clean?Miss Frizz - you have a serious hygiene fixation - what's with that?!?
aww, chjones, thanks for the compliment!Now, for the sake of sincerity, I'm hell bent
on not rhyming! Because when rhymes circumvent
meaning, are they worth being spent?
does "small genius" apply when rhyme's meaning's not meant?
And so Missy Jonesy,
the "small genius" is you!
In the old fashioned way of
"I'm rubber, you're glue"-
your ball bounced right off me
and stuck to your shoe!
Now your shoe says "small genius."
Does that shoe fit alright?
I'd imagine it doesn't,
It must fit too tight!
because, as a genius,
Miss Jones, you're not small!
you're as wide as an ocean
and equally tall.
Glen:
Why I Am Fixated On Hygiene
Remember that movie about bubbleboy?
Where the kid lives in a bubble so he wouldn't get sick?
Well, my parents put me in a plastic hygienic toy
They thought I'd live forever! But boy were they thick.
I escaped from my bubble! I bit straight through the plastic!
I ran straight into trouble! Freedom felt fantastic!
But then I got sick, cause after years of monastic,
germ free solitude, the germs ran after me,
For I, Bubble girl, never developed immunity!
miss frizzle ain't obsessed by hygiene she's obsessed by words that sound the same...
another fantastic rhyming post, again! you are a small genius, misfriz.... with luminous, glowing skin (as befits a pregnant woman)
cj
Owe, woe is me.
I've been bested
by a tale of sea.
[QUOTE=chjones]miss frizzle you are sensitive... what must it be like to have a skin so thin? poor rabbit.
i wonder why your skin is so thin. perhaps it is a good thing? it is an unusual thing in this day and age that's for sure.
do you wish it were thicker or do you like it just the way it is?
people are so curiously different...
well, variety is the spice of life. however much we try to homogenise our culture.
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Cj, the animal I am is a snake.
On new moon day, by some mistake
of nature (or god/s), my body breaks
down.
An oil-like substance coats my head,
I become blind and deaf and filled with dread,
utterly immobilized, til I shed.
The skin you saw the other day,
that sad skin's not my skin today.
[QUOTE=chjones]
well, variety is the spice of life.
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and all this time I thought the spice of life was B.O!
[QUOTE=Miss Frizzle][QUOTE=chjones]well, variety is the spice of life.[/QUOTE] and all this time I thought the spice of life was B.O! [/QUOTE]
Geez, I thought it was D'0!
You REALLY should've added a Donkey to the poll!
Hard worker ,stubborn, and sometimes crass,
You really could've been on a roll,
If there were an a$$
you'll add on a elephant
for political correctness
you'll need chemosterilant
Yeah, and if you give your mouse a cookie.....
he'll want a little . . ..Animal.
Well if i were a hammer, no wait.
If I were a wiener, I would be an osca.... no wrong again..
If wishes were fishes, we'd laugh till.. no...
I GOT IT.
I would like to be on the speck of dust on the crack in the ceiling above an antimed poster that hangs out here, that could control a fly to sh*t on his head at precisely the same time every night before bed, and land on his pc and type in the address in which I am located..
YEAH THATS IT.. ME
CHJones:
Every time I think of you saying:
"bacteria."
just plain and simple, I crack up!
Me - I'm a duck-billed platypus. With dandruff and halitosis.Me, I build ducks.
We are talking about Koko, the signing gorilla, are we not? Did Koko really say she wasn't an animal? I love that! Did she say what she was? Whatever she is, I am too. Solidarity with Koko, that's what I'm about right now.
Wordwoman38658.8666898148You might be on to something, Dave. I am a big Koko fan... perhaps that is because she managed to communicate against all odds and I find that inspiring. Hmm, wonder if the movie about her is on DVD? (I'm off to research that...) Hmmm, b/c noone understands you, WW?
i'm a lone wolf b/c people can't stand me,
or can't keep up with me
hell, i can't keep up with me, either...
but i always like me,
b/c i'm just like me!!!
