In a Perfect World, What Do U Want 2 B? | ADHD Information

a veterinarian....

Hey, pastmember, I'm a machinist, too! (CNC Lathes mostly)a chef wife and son answer.A machinist which is my job.

Bah ba ba bo bah ba bah ba bop bah - floof wanna be sedated!

Spiderman - definitely spiderman.I wanna B sedated.

Well,

Ma wanted me a doctor,

Pa wants me out a jail.

Teach wants me to succeed.

Bro’ bounce said me the bail.

Professor wants Chemology,

Wife wants impossibility.

So all these things, became I.

But lost the real true me.

Now, thanks to all of you, my crew,

I have learned to see,

That I may allow myself,

To just let me, be me.

Tanks, Yawl! Ketch ya later!

So, In a Perfect World, The me I want to be, is a special agent.

Im with GymRose up there.

Think sometimes I'd like to live like a hippie, in a commune growing vegetables, watching kids run around carefree.

It would have to be near a mountain and a river though

I really worked with people with an Intellectual Disability and challenging behaviours. That means I get belted about regularly!! Its a great job though and provides a lot of stimulation, adrenelin, and I can be ME with them.

Spanish teacher.. wait! I already am a Spanish teacher!! Do I have to choose something different???

In a perfect world I would be a fully fluent Spanish speaker, have real friends and not simply casual acquantances.. ooo no, I'd be multilingual!!! I love speaking other languages

Sherry

In a perfect world I just want to feel happy and content in what ever situation life brings be it good or bad...........

In a perfect world I would know what true inner peace and joy is and I wouldn't have a clue what it is to have conflict within on a daily bases that no one else could ever understand or know the torment of.

VETERINARIAN........ZOO KEEPER....CEO OF MY OWN COMPANY.

IN THIS WORLD...i TAKE CARE OF THE VET. APPT. AND BILL, i MAINTAIN 3 ANIMALS AND WILD ONES THAT SHOW UP. I OWN MY OWN COMPANY, I AM CEO, SECRETARY, ACCOUNTANT, JANITOR AND CHEF. HMMMMMMM.............

IN A PERFECT WORLD, MY LIFE WOULD BE BORING........

I guess I jus' wanna' be a machinist without a fear of losing his job to China, and making enough money to keep wife at home. With 2 teen stepsons currently at home, this is becoming a losing battle.Awww, how sweet!
The world must be almost perfect, then, becuase I love you both!

In a perfect world, I'd speak Russianeski.
And drink vodkanenkos with my coffeelenkos...

In a perfect world I am a writer, I write novels, I write short stories.............I write and write and write and it all tumbles out and when it comes out it makes absolute sense, in a perfect world that is............

So write us a short story. Here, I'll start it for you:

Once upon a time, there was a perfect world.
[QUOTE=ADD&Proud]I would be like Peta Wilson in La Femme Nikita (extreme covert spy/assasin but working for the good guy) and I would look like her and I would have an unlimited budget, in other words someone else would (crap, the add chickens got me, is that spelled right?) do the bookkeeping. [/QUOTE]
Hey! I'm a spy!

I had a job once where I would be sent to investigate the competition as an undercover agent. Industrial espionage. Market intelligence. I gathered intel on the prospects, too. Too cool. Wouldn't let me carry a gun, though. Did get the cowboy hat...

There must be something in this writing thing, it's my favourite past time too. I've been writing the same story for the past 15yrs. Can't finish it as the characters have now become part of me and I don't want to give them up. That sound strange when you type it out loud

We should write a forum story, everyone to write a paragraph. Imagine what it would be like. Could be the first chatroom bestseller, imagine us all together in a shop for a book signing session

Okay. You start.

Here, I'll help:

Once upon a time (oh, wait, you're in oz)...once downon a time, there were a bunch of ADDers...
and they lived in a perfect world. There's no place like home!Hmm, I don't wanna be known as an artist, but some say I am. Thing is, I trust what they say more than I trust what I don't wanna be. Maybe I've got artist envy. Or art abused me as an adolescent child.

Same thing with words. Some call me a werdsmythe.

I like that idea. Words've never abused me. I've used them as a shield. And a weapon. Well, written words, that is. Spoken words do hurt. Like sticks and stones...

[QUOTE=mopw]I'm an artist.
..and writer.
Sometimes.
[/QUOTE]

So write us a short story. Here, I'll start it for you:

Once upon a time,
I would be like Peta Wilson in La Femme Nikita (extreme covert spy/assasin but working for the good guy) and I would look like her and I would have an unlimited budget, in other words someone else would (crap, the add chickens got me, is that spelled right?) do the bookkeeping. In a perfect world, I would be happy and loved. That would be enough. [QUOTE=taritac]

And the wife Vince Vaughn [/QUOTE]

Ain't he dreamy? Whoa! Last week, I saw a photo layout of him, and, my, oh, my. I think it was in GQ.

In a perfect world, I would be a civil rights lawyer or a muppeteer .

lillian38677.8285763889I want to be rich!

right - what LTC said. Spiderman but not the poor one in the comics. A rich spiderman who isn't into the newpaper biz but takes down the criminals but keeps some - well a lot of the money he finds.

Why waste talent?

jeez

better where sunglasses when reading these posts, if you read a gay post w/o protection im sure you can get aids

CG,

you just hit the nose on the head , I mean the nail on the toe. I mean the..head on the nail...you know what I mean........

"In a perfect world, I would be happy and loved. That would be enough."

[QUOTE=Fryed2aCrisp]There's no place like home![/QUOTE]

Just close your eyes and click your heals together.
[QUOTE=Davidornado]Awww, how sweet!
The world must be almost perfect, then, becuase I love you both!

[/QUOTE]

Half way there.

Absolutley Peita Pan............... In fact we are doning exactly that. We are just starting a 12 month project of getting our current home ready for sale or rental so we can buy about 40 acres about 1 hour out of Adelaide so we are still close enough for our family and church.

I've had ENOUGH of city living and the rat race. Hubby will still do plumbing and gas fitting but we intend to live as self seficient as possible with plenty of room for the boys (4) to run and space so that I can sneek off for a few minutes solitude.

I did a bit of care work and it sure is rewarding.

Keep up the good work with it Peita.

I'm an artist.
..and writer.
Sometimes.

Poor Glen....you web man, you! How are those spidey senses coming along?

Well I did get a funky urge to crawl up drainpipes and under stranger's beds - but that thankfully subsided. Oh - unless you get the superpowers - I'd stay away from the drainpipes ok?

Oh - and flies taste as bad as they look. Ugh.

Thanks, Glen.....lol.....I try to veer clear of them...by the way, I liked your bit at the comedy place about kids and their pants- sending to a major city. "Scared straight". Just seen my 16 yr old stepson finally pull his up a bit. I had many an explosion over tem, and it was wrecking my relationship with wife (among the rest of my impulsive self!)

Try roaches.......Renfield thrived on them fairly well, while following Dracula around...and moths.

I'll keep that in mind LOL! Though the way Renfield ended up - well....

Also - the best way to get a teen in your house to change the way they dress - start wearing it yourself. I found that is teen repellent of the highest potentcy.

And tell them that it looks "groovy" on them - blows it clear away!

[QUOTE=Davidornado]

But lost the real true me.

Now, thanks to all of you, my crew,

I have learned to see,

That I may allow myself,

To just let me, be me.

Tanks, Yawl! Ketch ya later!

[/QUOTE]

hey thats what i was just thinkin about the other day. i call you guys 'my internet family' though, not crew. but crew sounds cooler. i wanna be cool like davidornado. ok i'm gonna change it to: 'my internet crew'.

I want to be the first female king of the world!!!!!!!!!! first, i would call my world richard instead of earth. then i would hire adhd people as my assistant dictators and together we would make my richard a totally kick ass planet. jupiter and them silly ones aint nothing in comparison. and i would also dye the ocean green cuz thats my favorite color and i'll build my own country and name it halo 2. and i would make the clouds look like cotton candy- light pinkish and really fluffy. oh hell, i'll just turn it into cotton candy so that everytime it rained, it would be tasty. also, all that country visa crap is flushed down the potty. for all those koreans that want to go to cambodia- gO!! and all the polish that want to come to america, coMe!! those crazy countries always mixed up in some war that have so much oil, i'm going over there. no need to be selfish...

I did.......it didn't....

[QUOTE=Peita Pan]GymRose, I'm in Adelaide too!!! We're at Hamley Bridge and have been for ten years. My perfect life is the country but we're moving to Craigmore next week. Back to the suburbs yuk yuk yuk[/QUOTE]

My old stomping grounds....Adelaide. I miss it!

You guys the question is PERFECT WORLD! and you're still all talking like there will be Paperwork and 9-5's in a perfect world! Come On!

1)Made out of durable material that is not subject to disease or mortality.
2)Able to shrink, grow, disappear, transform, fly and swim
3)super senses
4)More beautiful. More smart. More talented. More happy. More sad.
5)No more money. There is no money in a perfect world
6)Speed Reading.
7)Speed Viewing.
8)Speed understanding
9)speed appreciation
10)No need for sleep
11)Hyperloving
12)Hyperloved
13)Forever

*by swim I mean As One Who is Not Hindered By The Need To Breathe
*insert More emphathetic in 5)

Miss Frizzle38674.6766319444 [QUOTE=Peita Pan]

Im with GymRose up there.

Think sometimes I'd like to live like a hippie, in a commune growing vegetables, watching kids run around carefree.

It would have to be near a mountain and a river though

[/QUOTE]

Hey, PP!
I was a hippie.
A long haired, overfed
leaping gnome! In the mountains,
on a river. The experience was overrated, tho.
Someone made off with my clothes.

[QUOTE=Miss Frizzle] 1)Made out of durable material that is not subject to disease or mortality.
2)Able to shrink, grow, disappear, transform, fly and swim
3)super senses
4)More beautiful. More smart. More talented. More happy. More sad.
5)No more money. There is no money in a perfect world
6)Speed Reading.
7)Speed Viewing.
8)Speed understanding
9)speed appreciation
10)No need for sleep
11)Hyperloving
12)Hyperloved
13)Forever[/QUOTE]
Sounds like a special agent, to me...

DavidO -

how did you get the gay thought? Wow - that is one crazy flyball!

Ok - that was one surreal fantasy - but more "Sgt.Pepper/white album" surreal than "richard simmon's bedroom motif" surreal (not that richard is gay ahem).

I heard the synth harpsichord intro to "Lucy in the Sky" when I saw Lost's post. Very groovy!

[QUOTE=LosTinSeattLe][QUOTE=Davidornado] [/QUOTE]I want to be the first female king of the world!!!!!!!!!! first, i would call my world richard instead of earth. then i would hire adhd people as my assistant dictators and together we would make my richard a totally kick ass planet. jupiter and them silly ones aint nothing in comparison. and i would also dye the ocean green cuz thats my favorite color and i'll build my own country and name it halo 2. and i would make the clouds look like cotton candy- light pinkish and really fluffy.[/QUOTE]

That, coupled with this (and a few interpretive beers) :

Username: LosTinSeattLe Avatar: Avatar

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Is like 2 + 4 = gay

gay: characterized by cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry
gay: Bright or lively, especially in color
gay: you make out with members of the same sex when you're drunk because your friends dared you to and said they would cover your alcohol tab for a whole week

yes davidornado, im gay. sometimes
"i'm not gay but my girlfriend is" - thats my line!!!!

how many different ways can you spell gay?
gay ghai ghey gaey ghaegh ghaeigh ggae gai ghaye gaiye gayh ghaigh gheigh

Hey, LostinSeetle,

You're not gay, are you?
I'm not gay,

butt

my bf is....
Just kidding.

I'm hetero as hellero.

Butt, I do have acute ADHD but.

Still just wanna be spiderman. Even got a radioactive spider - all I got was a bite, non-melignant melinoma and a big hospital bill. Bummer. No truth in comic books for sure.

Sigh.

[QUOTE=Davidornado]Just kidding.

I'm hetero as hellero.

Butt, I do have acute ADHD but.
[/QUOTE]

Boy do you ever have acute ADHD but :P
[QUOTE=CreativeCrazy]

I want to be normal and keep a friend for awhile and not just a year or less...I want to have tons of people calling me to "hang out" and I want to not be alone all of the time...I don't want to have perfectionistic ideas of people and blow up at them when they fail...

I would love to be NORMAL!!!!!

[/QUOTE]

We ARE normal. They are not.

CreativeCrazy - normal is reachable! At least the ability to control what we do and where we go. With CBT - meds for those who believe - and other methods available and you can be whatever you desire!

I still feel anxiety - but it's under control.

Give it time - and work and all can be yours!

[QUOTE=lee03]

a trophy wife with an extensive allowance, mmmmaybe ,000/ week.

A Trophy Wife, Yes

[/QUOTE]

Hey! I wanna trophy wife w/ a ,000/wk allowance!
Where can I find a few?
One or two should do.

Hell I always wanted to be a trophy husband!! Eat a lot, sleep all day and send the kids to boarding school. "desparate husbands"... hmmm.

LOL!!

How about an architectural historian?? That's what I would truly like to be!!!!

Wandering round from country to country helping to restore majestic old homes, castles, churches and be like the experts on the antique road show

I object to being called normal, and would disagree with it as a goal.
I am not normal, nor mundane. I (and we) am (are) the one-eyed man (woman) in the land of the blind but haven't figured out how to be king (queen), that's all.

[QUOTE=Davidornado] [QUOTE=CreativeCrazy]

I would love to be NORMAL!!!!!

[/QUOTE]

We ARE normal. They are not.
� [/QUOTE][QUOTE=GlenW]

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What is CBT? is that a new drug?

CBT - cognitive behavior therapy. Cognitive from the latin cogito - "to think". We change how we think and that changes how we act.

It truly works - now I usually can say "put the brakes on - how should you do this properly?"

You know, Mopie, sometimes I think the whole whorld is crazy 'cept me and you, but then again, I have my doubts a/b you...

What is normal? Asked my dalk. Well, darn, if he cain't define it, then I will. I am normal, and those who tain't like me, are not.

Welcome to my normality. We have CEOs and CBTs here, not queenies or kingies. That's for chJonesylandia.
[QUOTE=mopw]I object to being called normal, and would disagree with it as a goal. I am not normal, nor mundane. I (and we) am (are) the one-eyed man (woman) in the land of the blind but haven't figured out how to be king (queen), that's all.[QUOTE=Davidornado] [QUOTE=CreativeCrazy]I want to be normal and keep a friend for awhile and not just a year or less...I want to have tons of people calling me to "hang out" and I want to not be alone all of the time...I don't want to have perfectionistic ideas of people and blow up at them when they fail...

I would love to be NORMAL!!!!![/QUOTE]

We ARE normal. They are not.[/QUOTE][/QUOTE] I use to want a world without clocks....Soooo I wouldn't be late or rushing.I am so outa time. I use the sun as my clock. It's light, I work. It's dark, I work. Somewhere in there I eat, shat, and sleep (when it's light, or dark)... IS THERE A MONKEY ON MY BACK?
WAS THAT CHEEZY, TOO?
OH, MY! AT LEAST I'M
CONSISTENT.

THE WEBMASTER OF THIS WEBSITE TO GET RID OF YOUR CHEESY OVER AND OVER AND OVER POSTINGS, THERES A FORUM FOR THAT.

a trophy wife with an extensive allowance, mmmmaybe ,000/ week.

A Trophy Wife, Yes

I would love to be NORMAL!!!!!

Nice poem davido In a perfect world I will be a superstar in a wild west show

I wanna be the Mary Englebreit of my neighborhood. I want my own art studio and to have it attached to my house, with big open windows, or maybe have it made of glass so I can see everything outside to paint it. I would have a maid that would cook and clean the house for me. I would also have a quiet room with large poofy chairs and sofas with many books and soft music where I could go with my kids to tell stories, to read, and drink hot chocolate. We would also write stories there, act them out on our own stage, and illustrate out own books in it. The whole thing would be decked out with all sorts of art supplies, computers that would print our books and stories. Sometime we might invite the neigbors over to put on little shows.

I think I'm reverting to my childhood!!!

Fried wins!!! But in my perfect world, I could hold thoughts and drive long enough to finish them. I'd love working as an astronomer, engineer, scientist, and hobbies of music (piano at a local club?), and painting. I'll leave LIT. to the professionals

.[QUOTE=Wordwoman] A writer for Jeopardy. [/QUOTE]

A WINNER on Jeopardy!!!

GymRose, I'm in Adelaide too!!! We're at Hamley Bridge and have been for ten years. My perfect life is the country but we're moving to Craigmore next week. Back to the suburbs yuk yuk yuk

A writer for Jeopardy. Wordwoman38673.9771412037

I would be the embasador and spoksperson/ advisor to the president on the educational/job rights of children and adults with ADHD and other disorders.

Or I could just be a Princess or a Queen.

I wanna be thin and beautiful!

And the wife of Mos Def or Joaquin Phoenix or Vince Vaughn or Owen Wilson!

Or to a rich, handsome, tall, devoted, super intelligent, generous, muscular, funny, athlete/professor/poet/musician guy.

My job would entail creative problem solving, interacting with intelligent people who get as much of a charge brainstorming as I do, and NOT WRITING ANY REPORTS OR MINUTES OR ANSWERING THE PHONE OR HAVING TO SHOW UP AT WORK EVERY DAY AT THE SAME TIME!!!

I actually like my profession-- I'm an urban planner, and pretty much, our primary job is creative, collaborative problem solving. If not for the reports, the mismanagement by my bosses, having to be on time, answering the phone, and entertaining random people who show up in our offices, I'd have the perfect job! :)

Seems to me, that if a perfect world existed, you wouldn't need to choose what you desired to do or be, that would already be in effect.

ORGANIZED & ON TIME!! [QUOTE=mopw]I'd want to teach art to adhd children - I could recognize their sparks and fan them into flames. [/QUOTE]
Hey! I wanna be an artist! Some think I am.
I don't recognize that spark in me.
I am just me.
But I'm fifty.

Drug sampler

I'd want to teach art to adhd children - I could recognize their sparks and fan them into flames. I would be happy!

I would understand others, and they would understand me!!!

I would be a model. [QUOTE=chjones]perfect. is that too much to ask - hmmmm???? or would it just be too blooming boring?[/QUOTE]
chJonesy!!!
Your Back!
You're Back!
You Are Back!
Found a computer, did we now?
Or shake off the jet lag, or eat a brown cow?
Or got de-hungover, and found you could type?
And joined us once again, to be spouting more hype!

Welcome back, Santa!
perfect. is that too much to ask - hmmmm???? or would it just be too blooming boring?could perfection ever exist? we all have difrent ideas of perfection, those ideas would all clash

what would we do then?you would all assimilate my ideas of perfection. of course!?!????

we kant even kill eachother to sort it out.

cause in the victims perfect world he would still be alive, back to square one, if you ask me perfection is way to complicated

I was kinda hoping the ADDer's were going to discover that they were infact the newly evolved human beings who actually had the gift of insight, stayed forever young at heart, brought the beauty of nature back to the people, reawakenen their senses to all the things they had long been denied when it was paramount in every individuals life that they aspired to always be someone better, someone richer or more beautiful..........................

You know, that type of thing

[QUOTE=kamakazi]we kant even kill eachother to sort it out. cause in the victims perfect world he would still be alive, back to square one, if you ask me perfection is way to complicated[/QUOTE]

ah yes, how could i forget? it all comes back to killing each other when we have a problem.... how stupid am i?

[QUOTE=Peita Pan]

You know, that type of thing

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uh-huh. yup - i'll have some of what you're taking...

nah, just joking. lovely idea - let's do it.

now, we just have to kill all those who don't agree as evinced above....................

trouble is you can't force people to be good. that's what the taliban tried to do. they had their ministry for the 'promotion of virtue and extermination of sin' and equally is very hard to persuade people aswell - so i wouldn't hold your breath for the 'your kingdom come on earth as it is in heaven'.

i love this taliban rule: 'no flying of kites' how random is that!

the rest made vague sense --- no alcohol, no narcotics, no things to incite lust, therefore women to be covered, enforced prayer 5 times a day (they all kinda make sense somewhere even if you don't agree with them) but no flying of kites.... like, why? where on earth did that one come from.... madness.

still what can you do? the world is crazy. i never quite got the 'no pictures and no music' either because art and music seem related to spirituality to me --- but perhaps that was the whole point. you can only access your spirituality through allah and all other forms of access music, art etc. fall under the idea of 'false gods' and that you must not worship any other god but me - sorta thing. who knows.

anyways where did that ramble come from? sometimes i wonder about myself.

ah yes, how could i forget? it all comes back to killing each other when we have a problem.... how stupid am i?

Not at all, it was just an example, what i was trying to get accross is that in a perfect world there would be no progress( it was a bad example) we would all be in an imposible to solve confrintation, why, we all have difrent veiws of what is perfect and may want the exact same thing or the oppisate to happen, neither could ever happen, therfor no progress

Hey CJ! Missed ja! Good you're back!

[QUOTE=chjones]

trouble is you can't force people to be good. Nor care, nor love nor treat you with respect. Maybe we could beat them with cains. so i wouldn't hold your breath for the 'your kingdom come on earth as it is in heaven'. Thank God! My face was turning blue!

i love this taliban rule: 'no flying of kites' how random is that! Then you should enjoy these dumb Texas laws.

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. You can be legally married by publickly introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times. It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

the rest made vague sense --- no alcohol, no narcotics, no things to incite lust, Makes no sense to me. These things are what keep me motivated

still what can you do? the world is crazy. i never quite got the 'no pictures and no music' either because art and music seem related to spirituality to me To not have art and music, would to be to forever loose the Countrygirl. Busco para ella--- but perhaps that was the whole point. I missed the point. you can only access your spirituality through allah and all other forms of access music, art etc. fall under the idea of 'false gods' and that you must not worship any other god but me - sorta thing. who knows. Methinks that God created music, art, creativity and beauty for us to enjoy.

anyways where did that ramble come from? sometimes i wonder about myself. So glad you're back. I've missed you 'miga. Chat witja later. CG

[QUOTE=Peita Pan]

You know, that type of thing

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Welcome to the Hotel California, such a lovely place.....
nah we re the missing link [QUOTE=Davidornado]So write us a short story. Here, I'll start it for you:

Once upon a time, there was a perfect world.
[/QUOTE]

Or so they say. If it was perfect, I was not. If that was perfection then I am a twisted and obscene ogre, a thing that would frighten children. But if a perfect world would create me, it is not a perfect world.

(I suggest moving towards lots of sex and violence. Give the people (and me) what they want sez I)
[QUOTE=Countrygirl] [QUOTE=Davidornado]Okay, here's what we got so far:
Once upon a time (oh, wait, you're in oz)...once downon a time, there were a bunch of ADDers...and they lived in a perfect world.
"There's no place like home!" said Fryed. To which Allas from Dalice said "Just close your eyes and click your heals together." Then,
Davidornado wrote:
Awww, how sweet!
The world must be almost perfect, then, becuase I love you both!

Can Toto come, too?

Oh, Auntie M.!

I'll never run away again....as long as I'm taking my ADHD Meds....

Just found out I'm the star in a 3 some. Davie really...............I'm lucky if I get a onesome.

I mostly get nonesomes.

some wow - davie, how do you quote all those people in one post???? [QUOTE=annidagostini]wow - davie, how do you quote all those people in one post???? [/QUOTE]
Oh! My...it looks like my room, huh?

Auntie and I couldn't figure out what it is I do as an artist, so we came up with a new word. It's called "davieing". I take what is common, commune, or communicative, and recommunate it. What comes out is quite unusually reconstituted, and occasionally pleasing to the ADHDerated eye. I guess I can do it with words, too.
[QUOTE=Davidornado] [QUOTE=Countrygirl] [QUOTE=Davidornado]Okay, here's what we got so far:
Once upon a time (oh, wait, you're in oz)...once downon a time, there were a bunch of ADDers...and they lived in a perfect world.
"There's no place like home!" said Fryed. To which Allas from Dalice said "Just close your eyes and click your heals together." Then,
Davidornado wrote:
Awww, how sweet!
The world must be almost perfect, then, becuase I love you both!

"Half way there." said CG, aluding to the perfect world D'0 is creating... [/QUOTE] (Because she thought perhaps he was aluding to a 3-some) Hey Davie, who's the star? she asked curiously.[/QUOTE][quote=Famous Selfing Editor, D'Dog] Are you Sirius, Andromeda?" asked Cassiopeia. "How a/b Betelgeuse?" [/quote]
[quote=2FriedtoFricasee]Can Toto come, too?
Oh, Auntie M.!
I'll never run away again....as long as I'm taking my ADHD Meds.... [/QUOTE][quote=ddog]So Auntie joined the 3 some, and Toto, tootoo.[/quote][QUOTE=mopw] [QUOTE=Davidornado]So write us a short story. Here, I'll start it for you:
Once upon a time, there was a perfect world.
[/QUOTE]Or so they say. If it was perfect, I was not. If that was perfection then I am a twisted and obscene ogre, a thing that would frighten children. But if a perfect world would create me, it is not a perfect world.
(I suggest moving towards lots of sex and violence. Give the people (and me) what they want sez I) [/QUOTE]
Meanwhile, back at Chapter 1, Mopw was moping, and ADHDed a new tWisT to violate the sexy saga.
Therefore, the authors, the selfselected Editor, and the upancoming Artistes continued drawing/painting/writing/sculpting/photographing/davieing t heir story.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=bepatient]Just found out I'm the star in a 3 some. Davie really...............I'm lucky if I get a onesome.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=GlenW]Imostlyget nonesomes.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Countrygirl]some [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=annidagostini]wow - davie, how do you quote all those people in one post???? [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Davidornado] [QUOTE=annidagostini]wow - davie, how do you quote all those people in one post???? [/QUOTE] Oh! My...it looks like my room, huh?
Auntie and I couldn't figure out what it is I do as an artist, so we came up with a new word. It's called "davieing". I take what is common, commune, or communicative, and recommunate it. What comes out is quite unusually reconstituted, and occasionally pleasing to the ADHDerated eye. I guess I can do it with words, too. [/QUOTE]
Said our Hero as he davied on the couch laying down recovering from turkey tryptophan overdoses.
Okay, here's what we got so far:

Once upon a time (oh, wait, you're in oz)...once downon a time, there were a bunch of ADDers...and they lived in a perfect world.

"There's no place like home!" said Fryed. To which Allas from Dalice said "Just close your eyes and click your heals together." Then,

Davidornado wrote:
Awww, how sweet!
The world must be almost perfect, then, becuase I love you both!

"Half way there." said CG, aluding to the perfect world D'0 is creating...

[QUOTE=Davidornado]Okay, here's what we got so far:

Once upon a time (oh, wait, you're in oz)...once downon a time, there were a bunch of ADDers...and they lived in a perfect world.

"There's no place like home!" said Fryed. To which Allas from Dalice said "Just close your eyes and click your heals together." Then,

Davidornado wrote:
Awww, how sweet!
The world must be almost perfect, then, becuase I love you both!

"Half way there." said CG, aluding to the perfect world D'0 is creating...

[/QUOTE]
(Because she thought perhaps he was aluding to a 3-some) Hey Davie, who's the star? she asked curiously.
Ooops, I already posted it. How ADD of me....
It's Titled "Turdilenkos", which I imagine is turds in Russiaonian.
Consider them tossed....

Thanks, Anti-!
You're the second best!
(After moi!)
You're a monkey, Dave. Throw poop at him! OMG!...I just did some poop art yesterday!!! I should, huh!!!

Here, I'll go post it in public...

http://espanol.photos.yahoo.com/ph//my_photos

On time, and with positive balances in checking account.

Wait - tell me more about this po-si-tive balance?? I have never heard of such a thing!!

Without my bad timing - my banks would collapse as they must get rich on my NSF charges. Even with my meds I can't keep the books straight. A big part of why my corporation crumbled. I hated accounting in university!

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[QUOTE=Davidornado]

That, coupled with this (and a few interpretive beers) :

Is like 2 + 4 = gay &nb sp; [/QUOTE]