ROFLMFAO !!!!
OMG, THAT IS SOOOO funny!! I've actually done that!! My daughter said to me,"where have you been?" (after disappearing into the bathroom for who knows how long) Then, "and what happened to your bangs?" 
And overfocusing on eyebrow plucking, you just keep getting higher and higher, OMG 
I'm cry-laughing now, this is too much...........
Lost went to cut her bangs
before she knew it she sang
"what was I thinking, I must have been drinking"
"When can I do it again?"
There was a young gal named Heidi,
Her home was anything but tidy.
She cut her hair in a whim,
Said, "I look like a 'him!'"
And couldn' t get sleep all nighty.
Here ya go, Lil Omish Boy -
[/QUOTE]Heya!! i got a new haircut!!! i added bangs to my big head. it was on impulse. i walked into the bathroom to go potty and walked out an hour later with a new hair style and still having to go to the bathroom.
Now when i look in the mirror, i feel like saying:
- "hey, the 80's called. they said they want their hair style back"
- "where are my eyebrows?"
- "hello little omish boy."
- "have you fed the chickens and scrubbed the entire house top to bottom with no electricity or light today?" (see above)
- "look out! your bangs are trying to stab your eyeballs!!"
- "damn. im f*%$^* hot."
Can you write me a poem about my new haircut? I tried really hard to write one, but I think my mixed emotions are severly impairing me cuz this is all i got:
my bangs
they are short
they are midget hair
my bangs
i want a nice poem and i cant make one!!
waaah!!!
i love it!!!!!!!!!!!! 
no body likes my haircut. thats why no one wants to make me a poem. =(
[QUOTE=LosTinSeattLe]i walked into the bathroom to go potty and walked out an hour later with a new hair style and still having to go to the bathroom. [/QUOTE]
Funny. As. Hell. What's wrong with you? Do you have ADHD or something??!! 
You want a poem? You should think twice about asking for these things in an open forum. Talent-less people like me might answer!
To the tune of . . . that teasing thing we used to sing as kids:
LostinSeattle's
Got bangs, wee!
But-she-still-has-got-to-pee.
Cuttin' her bangs,
Dancin' from foot to foot,
And she's late to work to boot!
I really shouldn't attempt these things.
Went to the bathroom to pee
realized my god I cant see!
took the scissors to my hair
chopped it all off right there
After it was done,
I thought, "wow what fun!"
Now I wonder why,
as I walked out with a sigh,
did I make these bangs,
ooo theres those kidney pangs
as I ran back in with glee...
I forgot... I gotta go pee!!
Sherry
Who is ready to duck from all the flying tomatoes!!!
An ADDer was lost in Seattle
When her kidneys began to rattle.
So she ran off to pee,
But got deterred by ADD
And the two ailments began to battle.
"Look in the mirror," ADD taunted,
"Think of those bangs you've always wanted.
Yes, wouldn't they look sweet,
Above your eyes so prim and neat,
Like those that Uma flaunted?"
Out of nowhere the scissors appeared,
Just as her kidneys had feared.
And with a snip and a cut
She ended her ADD rutt
Looking hot and perfectly sheared.
(I keep trying to come up with another verse, but I can't seem to do it
)
lillian38678.893125did you shave ur big girl hair 2?