However funny Mr. Davidornia considered the national language of Texas , he was indeed an excellent student, performing very satisfactorily, even going out of his way to explore new ideas, proving once again his ability to think outside the box.
His drawl still knees a little practice, but he has mastered the following Texas phrases sufficiently.
Howdy (how are you)
Over yonder (over there)
Nu uh (no)
Fixin ta (getting ready to)
Fess up (confess)
hissy fit (extreme state of agitation)
and “I want you to jump when I say frog."
Okay, Cawntry Gurl...ya'll really wanna' hear southern drawl?...Gotta' drive east on ol' I-20 til' ya see red clay on both sides o' the road. Leave the oil covered roads back behind ya', and c'mon in.....we been waitin' fer' ya'!
Jaw jah rednecks beat de' livin' tar outa' Texas rednecks.
Howwwwwwwday!
Fryed2aCrisp38675.8791898148oh yeah...if the bars are all closed over theyah'...we got moonshine by the gallon rightcheer!!Hey, they were. And on a Friday night, no less. Some counties were even dry!Nado thought his butt was the moon
Could it be he just woke up too soon?
I think CG really exposed
A "yee haw" time and got davey hosed
So back to California he missed
But when he arrives his wife's really pissed!
[QUOTE=bepatient]Nado thought his butt was the moon
Could it be he just woke up too soon?
I think CG really exposed
A "yee haw" time and got davey hosed
So back to California he missed
But when he arrives his wife's really pissed!
[/QUOTE]LOL!! Bravo DavidO!
A new textual manipulation
to keep the interest of the ADHD population
This one's unique - DavidO from Texas
You've found a useful rhyme for Lexus!
It does so help to have a reason
To say, "I'm done, I'm finally leavin!"
I too so like Califor-ni-a
And I will be moving there one day.
I deserve better, I'll never regret it
Time to move on, give more to my credit.
I've gotten attention,
Not that I should mention
a sweet gentle man,
who really knows who I am.
He boosted my spirit
Helped me out of my rut
He lead me see
I'm not just a nut!
And sex once in a while
It's really not worth the rest of your life
Especially without an encouraging wife.
They beat you down untill you are blue
Nothing left to give
Think I'll go to the zoo.
Is it really so much to ask
a supportive word
a pat on the back?
Yay! For supportive spouses.I thought your butt was really big,
Because it shown above the grid.
A cute little butt can be quite good,
Sorry that I misunderstood.
Now back to the point I try to make,
I got distracted, for heavens sake!
Where did the sex go?
It's not too late
He just don't apreciate.
And he dosen't see, the other men
Who want me for the shape I'm in.
But when I'm gone he'll surely miss
My loving touches, my tender kiss.
OMG! that was so funny!
I almost stepped on my little bunny!
Dangle isn't always bad
It's that darn gravity
That makes us sag.
But we can fight it tooth and nail
We are not quitters, we will not fail.
But as you said, about the heart
No doubt it's the important part.
When will all see, that life's too short
To pick up a gun or stab with a fork.
Perspective matters, do you see.