OMG!...I think I just snorted napalm!!! | ADHD Information
Full StoryDefense official: Rumsfield given Davidornado Withdrawal Symptoms:
After a wonderfully impromptu evening enjoying the night life in the Land of Yawl, in the company of the CountryGirl, Dances With Horses, our creative old buck, Davidornado, was left pondering the nuances of being out of time. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, our heroine, Dances With Horses (hereinafter to be known as DWH) was left in the throes of the debilitating symptoms of David,or,nada, with drawls. His pathetic attempts at speaking Texan, punctuated by occasional uncontrolled bouts of snorting laughter and explosive expellations of bodily gasses, left her rolling on the floor, laughing out freaking loud. The episode climaxed during the comsumption of the dessert brew, when in a fit of laughter, he cried out (fluids drooling from his mustache) "OMG!...I think I just snorted napalm!!!!
you're eating and farting? nice...its funny when its really loud huh? although loud ones may seem horrendous, they arent anything in comparison the the silent but deadlies...*shudder*
i miss texas. =( dude i think everyone in texas got add, everyoe is so thoughtful, nice, and gay...sigh..i miss my lone star
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Glad you had a great time in Big D
Well, shoot eating and farting in Texas is a national past time!! I've known a few women to do it too. ( not me!!!!! promise!!)
I think you're right Lost in Seattle, we are all a bit ADD in the lone star state!
I've lived in Indiana and in Florida, but had to get back home as quick as I could 'cause the people there are nothing like the people here
Yes, I had a wonderful time in Tejas, but am glad to leave the sweaty atmosphere.
My, I haven't perspired so much since g'ma got her tit stuck in the wringer!
As the Governator of California was found in saying "I'll Be Baaaach"
Thanks fyor housepitality, yawl!
Now, giddyup!
Hi to all
. Can I get that again?? It didnt translate into Aussie lingo. Just kidding, sounds like you had a good one. Its just after midnight here, I'm meant to be asleep. Have to get up in four hours for work
Hey DAVID HOW IS THAT HANGOVER DOING HUH!!!!You left too sooon.... it is ccoooooooollllllddddddddd out here!
Pettita, Texans are an interesting breed... We have all sorts of fun ways of saying things... As I'm sure Aussies do also
My favorite is one that never occurred to me until someone from Indiana brought it up: "I'm fixin' ta git busy with ma payper fer school."
Translation : I am going to get busy working on my paper for school.
How do you fixin ta do something? That never occurred to me , yet I still say it!
SHerry
[QUOTE=LosTinSeattLe]you're eating and farting? nice...its funny when its really loud huh?
[/QUOTE]No.
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to eat, then departed.
Went to dump, but only farted.
In the lobby, had some fun.
Burbed a song, then had to run.
Now leaving boards, this rhyme is done.
this room is a gas! [QUOTE=kibbles002]Hey DAVID HOW IS THAT HANGOVER DOING HUH!!!!
You left too sooon.... it is ccoooooooollllllddddddddd out here![/QUOTE]
That's okay, but thanks anyway. I'm connecting through DIA, so I'll step outside and shake some of the sweat of Texas onto the tarmac. It'll be like Johnny planting seeds, and will turn into snow, so we can ski more.
OH, funny thing a/b my drinking! I don't get drunk. I think my anti-D's are anti-alcohol, too. But, it does loosen up my funny bone a bit. I think I laughed for an hour straight. My sides hurt sooooo bad I was gonna check myself into the ER for some Thorazine. There was one point I was so laughed out I depleted my sugar reserves, and couldn't even stand up... I even had a severe bout of laughing ashma. hehehehehhe cough cough cough hehehehehehe....
But then they busted him for snorting Ritalin...
And her for laughing again.
There are two sides to every story, Ya’ll….
Considering that the out-of-towner
was from California and unfamiliar with Texas lawlessness, the authorities were
very lenient with the hysterical out of control ADHDers rolling in fits of
laugher in the aisles of said establishment, snorting and (belch), uh, excuse
me and dropped all charges. After sufficient proof that Mr. D.ornia suffers
severely with The ADHD and that the residue left behind in his mustache was
indeed not napalm, they were asked to just please leave peacefully.
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That's great Countrygirl!! I liked your press release.
At least no one tried to Hog tie em....
Sherry
[QUOTE=kibbles002]At least no one tried to Hog tie em....
Sherry[/QUOTE]
Eso es un otra historia
No, but, I'm pretty sure somebody musta considered it.