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Jellyworm - is this possible - that is what I am. I found this on a website http://www.ncpamd.com/adultadd.htm I think this is interesting... I am a blue crab...
Many of
us, like invertebrates, have developed creative and clever ways of
coping with a harsh environment.
The vertebrates are an order of animals that have an
internal skeleton (endoskeleton) and a central vertebral column. Vertebrates
include reptiles, mammals and others. Invertebrates are all the other animals.
The larger invertebrates have had to develop an external armor of find another
means of support and defense.
Most individuals have the internalized ability to
focus and stay organized. This ability is like the internal skeleton of the
vertebrates. The internal skeleton is invisible and grows as the individual
grows. It prevents the soft parts of the body from collapsing and allows the
body to move smoothly through the environment.
Those with the disorganization and impulsivity of ADD
are the invertebrates. Lacking the vertebrates' endoskeleton, they devise
different types of coping. See if you recognize yourself:
The Blue Crab (Callinectes sapidus Rathbun): The blue
crab protects itself with a rigid outer shell and with its sharp claws. The
shell cannot grow with the crab, so it must periodically molt. It is
vulnerable until it grows a new, hard shell. Those who go crabbing know the
other time of vulnerability. To the casual observer, the Blue crab person
often does not appear to have ADD. This is because she has set up an elaborate
and rigid structure around herself. The car is always parked in the same place
so she will not lose it. She hires extra office staff who, on pain of her
extreme displeasure, keep things running exactly on time. She becomes annoyed
and a little anxious if her schedule is altered. A job or family change is
akin to molting. She is quite disorganized and vulnerable in such times, and
may resort to the equivalent of hiding in the mud. Eventually she grows a new
shell to fit her new situation.
The Jellyfish (Polyorchus pencillatus) In most
cases, this creature does not develop a rigid covering. Instead, it allows the
ocean tides to carry it along. Although its movements are passive, it has
formidable stingers. In its own element, the jellyfish is breathtakingly
beautiful. If the tides happen to wash it up on shore, it is helpless and
loses its beauty. These charming people tend to "move with the changing
tides." In many ways, they are the opposite of the blue crab people.
While some might label them as insincere, they have actually just lost sight
of the previous topic and moved on to another situation. Their capacity for
verbal stingers is only used defensively. When they are washed out of their
element, they can become helpless unless an external force helps them get back
into their element.
The Earthworm (Lumbricus terrestis): These
creatures spend much of their time underground. While they may not appear
glamorous, they perform the useful task of enriching the soil and breaking
garbage down into rich compost. Many predators value worms as a food source,
so the earthworm has become adept at feeling the vibrations made by predators.
Over the years, these individuals have internalized others' negative views.
They have learned to flee criticism and aggression. They may be performing
valuable functions as a mother or in a job, but do not seek proper credit for
this.
The Cricket (Orthoptera: Gryllidae) These small
creatures have compound eyes that allow them a wide range of vision. Although
they sometimes eat plants, they can also be hunters. They are able to jump
rapidly in different directions. This ability for unexpected, rapid movement
helps them hunt and helps them get away from their own predators. This type of
person takes advantage of her high activity level and ability to think
flexibly. However, the lack of stingers or hard, external armor makes her
vulnerable to certain predators.
I am in awe of the kingdom of nature. So many
living organisms have found their own unique ways to thrive in often
forbidding niches. In the same way, I am humbled when I see how people have
found creative ways of coping with difficult situations. As with these
animals, when one looks deeper, one often finds that the sharp or unattractive
parts are there for a reason. A person's coping style is often unique. Some
people decide that their coping style has become too rigid or no longer fits
their situation. One should not try to jettison all defenses without first
attempting to understand why they are in place to begin with. At this point,
an individual can begin to actively choose both internal and external
structuring techniques.
I'm a little confused by your opening lines... do you think it's
interesting? It sounds like you found yourself in it.... I find it
interesting because I was just tested and the results were
inconclusive. I know that they should have been positive. Reading
anything at all about ADD is like reading my bio. The testing center
put a lot of stress on a test that asked me a lot of questions like, "
do you miss place things often", "are you late often?", etc. I knew
that my answer to these questions where "no" because I had
learned coping skills. I used to be all of these but now I put my keys
and sunglasses in the same place everyday, I am about 15 min early
instead of 15 min late, etc. I have been researching ADD for
about 2 years and I have learned to recognize the symptoms and I have
been able to get control over my physical world, for the most part, my
mental is something totally different...
I can't stand my plans to be altered... I have had 3 careers in the
past year, I'm hoping I get that under control... I have lived in 3
different cities in one year... The whole Blue Crab thing fits me
exactally. I guess I was more impressed because I am just one of the examples rather than a mixture like you and the other posting.... I guess I felt validated...
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Fairly interesting topic...
How does this grab you? No pun intended...
CrabWorm-Cricket
May I change she to he, and car to motorcyle?
"The HOG is always parked in the same place so he will not lose it. He hires extra office staff who, on pain of his extreme displeasure, keep things running exactly on time. He becomes annoyed and a little anxious if his schedule is altered."
I HATE surprises or changes in plans. Well, used to, now, doesn't really bug me much. I just have to work around it now because the overall objective is still probably the same.
Changed mother to father.
"Over the years, these individuals have internalized others' negative views. They have learned to flee criticism and aggression. They may be performing valuable functions as a father or in a job, but do not seek proper credit for this."
I used to be the ULTIMATE cynic, and I am trying to change this now.
Changed her to his.
"This type of person takes advantage of his high activity level and ability to think flexibly. However, the lack of stingers or hard, external armor makes her vulnerable to certain predators."
I would let some people take advantage of the energy I used to have and simply let them allow me to work for them and do their job tasks and functions without telling them to do it themselves. When you create software you have to "think outside the box" on many occassions.