Too Funny to be Embarrassed | ADHD Information
BPQW THAT WAS SO FUNNY
i don't think it is the ADHD so my girl does not have it and she can come up with some crackers.the last one went like this:
i was watching music channel,50 cents went on"ooh i said he is nice"alana replied "can you imagine if you were nice looking and you met him"
as for soial services i also thought i woul see them when jude fell and landed on a bottle of wine he just threw on the floor(long story)11 in the morning and we are in the ER stinking of red wine
These are sooooo funny!
My son, till he was like 11, called his "bathing suit" (swimming trunks) a "bailing" suit. I guess no one had corrected him outside of home, and I thought it was too cute to say anything. We crack up about it now at home! Like, "you gonna bail out, huh? Better go get that bailing suit! " 
oh my god those stories are so cute... my oldest daughter couldn't say purse for some reason it would come out pussy.. so one day we where in kmart with my brother and he got her to say as loud as she could....."mom mommy has a BIG purse"
of course it didn't come out like that... it came out like she always said the word... i about died....
sarah couldn't say piston.. it would come out pigeon..and shirt would come out sh*t... so one day my brother was wearing his piston shirt and sarah told him my sister has a pigeon sh*t too..These are funny... my son and I went camping this weekend, and I had
bought the Sound of Music soundtrack for the car ride (it is his current
favorite, from school music class). He sings incessantly, especially in the
bathroom. So of course I am standing outside the women's room in the
campground when he breaks into "The Lonely Goatherd", complete with
yodeling. For about five minutes. Loudly. I was standing outside laughing
so hard I was crying.
Each of these things your kids did had me cracking up.
BPQW -Isn't it just a blast being a parent? I appreciate you sharing this. I need a good laugh and I got a bunch of laughs.
Funny Stuff!! When my son was about 4, we were eating at Baker's Square, a restaurant chain in our area. The conversation was about daycare and movies and such when he pipes up with,"How did those two marbles under your penis get in that bag?" I almost died!!! We got the check and left, FAST!
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BPQW38879.7586921296That was cute. My daughter once announced she was pooping in the bathroom at the mall when I tried to hush her she chanted poopy poopy poopy. I gave up at that point. And yes it there was a line when we got out.
Sometimes my adhd son is so funny, or at least the things that come out of his mouth are so funny, that I can't be embarrassed. For example:
A few days ago he and I were grocery shopping, just finishing up in the meat department before checking out. He had just had swimming lessons and was wearing shorts, so it was chilly in the meat department and he was cold. As we were checking out, he looks at me as he is rubbing his legs and says," I wish I was back in my little box at home." I was completely taken aback and barked out a laugh, followed by," What are you talking about?" He says," You know, my box in the basement." Me,"What?!" At this point I'm laughing and nervously looking around. He says," That box from the gas grill?" Oh! The light went on! We got a gas grill recently, and he and his cousins like to play in it, or haul cushions in it and watch TV from there. So I said this outloud, then laughed and told the cashier," He doesn't really sleep in a box in the basement!" As I passed over my check, I thought for sure that I'd be hearing from social services soon! What a nut!
Any one else have a funny story provided by their children?
Bump for a replyMy son regularly substitutes one wrong word, or scrambles words, and it's hilarious.Example: the time he talked about putting food scraps in the sink and turning on the "regurgitator" (should have been garbuerator).
But the most embarassing had to be last summer, when we picked him up from summer camp, on the ocean. He held his hands about 3 feet apart and then excitedly described the giant jellyfish with "testicles this big!!!" (of course he meant tentacles
)PB
When my daughter was about 3 years old, she wanted a kitchen set for Christmas. However, between her tendency to not talk plain, and to speak very rapidly, it would come out "kitten s**t!" Imagine Santa's surprise when we took her to the mall to see him, and she told him what she wanted for Christmas!
These are great... really funny! My 11 year old son, when talking about having ADHD, tells people that he has DNA in his brain!!These are hysterical! I've needed a good laugh today.Monday I took ds to Seaworld for his 4th bday. He has this tendency to repeat the same sentence over and over many times, even if you acknowledge that he has said it and answer him. So there we are, at the walrus tank, and the walrus has his head out of the water and we are about 8 feet below the waterline looking through the glass (picturing this?) and the walrus has his "belly" almost up against the glass, and with other little kids and adults around my ds is saying over and over, ":Momma, look the walrus has a penis, he has a penis, the walrus has a ...." Well, you get it. I kept saying, yes, dear, yes, okay, and then finally after the tenth or twentieth recitation had to pull him aside and distract him with something else.
OK, since we're on a bit of a theme at the moment, this one is rude, so tune out now if you'll be offended!
When my son was about 8, he had a question that he felt compelled to ask me from the far end of the aisle from where I was in the large, crowed video store. It wasn't prompted by anything he saw in the store, but for some reason remembered at that moment that he'd heard something earlier that he wanted clarification on...
He yells, "Hey Mom?" ...
I answer, "Ya?" (now everyone knows he's with ME
) He yells, "What's a bl** job?"
I just about died.
I've never been back to that store again.
WHY do they have to get exposed to this stuff at such a young age? Sheesh!
PB
Years ago when my oldest was in about 1st or 2nd grade we were having a birhtday party for him. too much stimulation & the behavior was just off the wall. My husband took him outside to calm hime down. As I handed out pizza to the kids, I overheard one child ask the other where my son had gone. the reply? Oh you know, it's that AT&T thing!
We were vacationing & I was reading a funny book entitled "I Hate Other People's Kids". It's satire, a comedy book. I knew my 8-yr-old DS (ADHD) would ask, plus we don't like to use that word (hate) at home, so I took time to explain alone to him that it was a comedy book for grownups about a very cranky lady who starts out not liking kids, but becomes nice once she meets some.
On the trip we met up with our good friends who have kids and we went to my parent's house. All the kids started doing silly skits (like at scout camp). My 6-yr-old DD (no Dx, very sweet & shy) stands up for her skit and shouts out "I hate other people's kids!!!" I almost DIED of embarrassment!!!!!!!!! I'm fumbling all over myself trying to explain. All the adults screamed with laughter, but I am sure my friends were thinking the worst. PLUS it really embarrassed my poor sweet innocent daughter and now she's even MORE shy.
I did show my friend (who enjoys comedy & satire) the book the next day and told both her and her husband how I had taken care with DS but had forgotten DD and I think they understood, but it was TRULY embarrassing.
So.... be careful what you're reading in front of the kids.
My son had a severe speech delay, and didn't talk until he was 4. So, he mispronounced alot of words. Instead of saying truck, he would replace the tr in the word with an f. Well, we were out shopping one day, and he spotted a truck he liked. He yelled as loud as he could, "Mom, *uck, *uck!!! Everyone looked, I just ignored the stares, and left.
Too funny, love this thread!
My son was at the swimming pool one Saturday night. Boys take forever to get out of the locker room, and Mom's were going to the door and calling their son's names. Right as Cody came out, a mom was yelling for Brent. Cody looked right at her and asked her if she called him a brat. I held back the laughter untill I was in the car. The look on her face was priceless.
These are hysterical! Keep em' coming.My ss was in t-ball last year. while watching the game we noticed our son and another boy getting into a heated discussion. after wondering what the heck was going on on the field his coach went over to see what the problem was. After a few minutes the coach told the kids to stop and came walking to the stands. She told us that they boys were arguing about "which came first? the chicken or the egg?" all of us parents started dying laughing. I still laugh everytime i think about it.
Then not too long ago we were driving to meet my husband for dinner in a nearby town. We live in central texas with lots of cattle and my ss asked me "how do cows fight?" i thought okay. so i told him they butt heads and kick each other. He said "no. i don't think so. Cause this one cow was on the back of the other cow with it's legs off the ground" . My jaw dropped and i just started laughing. I couldn't help it. he asked me if they weren't fighting then what were they doing? "Ask your father" is all i could reply.
Mikey:mum, have you got a fanny
Me: Yes love but dont tell every one
Mikey: why, do they know you'vve got a fanny?
Me: Yes love, but we dont want to talk about that now do we, we are on a bus
Mikey: why does every-one know you got a fanny?
Me: becoz im a girl, girls, have fanny's, boys have willy's
Mikey: have i got a willy?
Me: yes love, shut up now please!
Mikey: why, you got a fanny
& so it went on, he was getting louder & louder & the bus was packed!!!!
Two months after I gave birth to my youngest, I'm in TJ Maxx dressing room TRYING to find SOMETHING that fit me besides maternity clothes and stretchy pants ... My oldest son, then almost 3, says to me, "Mommy, you're fat". Then he comes out with "Mommy, your boobs are REALLY big !" -- talk about embarrassing -- I didn't hear anyone else laughing, but I know there were other women in the dressing room.
Two days ago, (now he's 10), he got me with "Mom, did you know it's not really the sun that makes you sun-burned, it's the 'extra-violent' rays !" Hee Heee Heee Heee !
I love it when they come out with stuff like this -- it puts a smile on your face to remember it and makes you forget that he told you he hates you, or doesn't want to live with you anymore, etc. . . . .
Loving hearing everyone else's posts, too ! :o)
My 10 y/o son takes fencing lessons in a shopping center that also has an OB-GYN office. Looking forward to his older brother returning from college, he said "Mom, when GW comes home from school, he can come watch me fence & then go work out at the Obgym next door"! These are so funny. I have one. My son for a few years now (he is seven) has been getting erections. I guess thats par for the course with boys. Anyway, when he first had one, his father, not knowing what to say called it a woody. This coupled with the fact that my son when he was really young would call his penis a wenis.(hafe penis/half weenie). So, one day we are at the store, as a family and Braxton gets this look on his face...........an odd look. I said " whats the matter with you?" in a crowded lane at the check out. And he looks at me and my husband and says" My wenis has a woody" about as loud as he could. Of cource since I couldnt hold a straght face he begain singing it over and over and over...... You can guess the rest..... Bigmama omg! i would die. can't blame ya for not returning to that store. haha. from the mouths of babes huh? [QUOTE=txstepmom]omg! i would die. can't blame ya for not
returning to that store. haha. from the mouths of babes huh?
[/QUOTE]Ya, it was pretty shocking, especially when I was expecting to get asked something more like "Can we rent the Lion King?" or similar. Talk about unexpected!
PB
OK, since there seems to be a "theme" going here:
My son took a tampon out from under the sink and asked if he could play w/ it. Why? I ask. Because it looks like a mouse. I tell him no, they aren't toys. Then I ask, "Do you know what they are for?" And he says "Yes, moms put them in the hole where their penis fell off!"
Gotta love kids!!!
My son started to learn about sex in 5th grade. His interpetation of wet dream
was a boy has a dream & wets the bed (pee). Innocent & cute - right.
While one morning my husband remarked that the corner of our bed was wet.
I said it was probably the puppy who whenever frightened jumps us on the bed
and pees. My son blurted out this while eatting his breakfast :
"Dad maybe you had a wet dream about mom!"
I almost fell off my seat laughing. My husband was shocked!
If he had a dream it would be about some Victoria Secret Girl - not his
gray haired 40 yr old wife!
Ok, those guy parts are fodder for plenty of funnies!!
Here are mine:
I went into the kids bathroom a few months ago and found that pee had been cleaned up from around the toilet. There was some toilet paper on the floor that was all yellow. The night before DH had taught our son to make fart noises using his hand under his underarm. So, I go to our son (7yo) and ask him why there is pee on the floor in the bathroom. He said,"I was trying to make fart noises with my arm!" I had to walk out of the room because I was laughing so hard because I could just see him standing there trying to make the noises while he's spraying the floor!
The kids are taking swimming lessons at a natatorium with an olympic caliber pool/diving pool. The water is pretty cold. He gets out of the pool, covers with the towel and says, loudly, "When I get done swimming here my pee pee is blue!"
My daughter is allergic to chocolate. One day my son heard my wife
telling her that, because of the pimples she got,
she could not eat chocolate ice cream.
When I came in that night, my 4 year old came to the
door and very seriously said;
Daddy I can eat chocolate ice cream!
Really, I can eat it.
Because boys don't get bad nipples,
just girls.Ok, we had a good one happen today. Today we all were at Best Buy looking at computers, when the girls decided they needed to go the the bathroom. So they trot off together, and a little while later they come back. After a while, a lady came up to me and said, "Are these your girls? I saw them in the bathroom, and they put 2 quarters in the tampon machine. The machine was empty, so they pressed on the button to get the quarters back."
Then I asked them about it and they said loudly, "Mom, what are tampons?" I wonder what would have happened if they actually got tampons out of the machine! 