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 thats funny yeah the  things  that  adhd children say " my son is  4 and  i was dropping  him off at  preschool yesterday.after giving his teacher a book about behavoir with adhd kids  it was a great book for  teachers to  help deal with  adhd kis .but anyways  she told me he said " ms debra  thats  my behavoiral book" how he knew that  i dont know but she laughed and  he was like  yes my mommy wants me to  behave  ..but he said  the  whole  word " behavioral" she almost  fell over  cause he said it so  clear..lol

bbopper thats  is  funny"  my son said  coming  out of the  barber shop thre  was a very large man sitting  outside and he said  so  loud " mom why that  man  ate to  much  and  the  women  didnt eat enough  " i was so  embarred and  had to  rush  him into the  car to  be quite...lol but i had to  remind him about his manners ..but the thing is they  call it like they see it  thats  for sure "

he has a thing with  real skinny women hell say  why she doesnt eat to  much  mama" or he ate to  much  ...he doesnt know  better

OH! Crazymama!  That reminds me of a similar thing my dd did!  We were walking out of the dentist's office and there were a couple of elderly women walking in.  It was cold out and they had scarves on their heads and peacoats on.  My daughter asked (really loud) "Mom - is that how they dressed on the Titanic?" 

Just the same!  I didn't have grass, only cold snowflakes...

My son and I were at dtr's soccer game saturday.  We get there early so she can warm up.  Son and I were playing catch football, and would have to stop as people walked by.  An elderly couple walked up, we stoppped,and my son yells out, look out mom, slow old people.  I wanted to melt into the grass.

 

crazymama... oh my!!... cute story to laugh about later...but I would have been right there with you melting in the grass   My daughter was watching Survivor with my husband last week.  It was the first time she had ever seen it and he was trying to expalin that they were voting someone off of the island and reasons why they might target a person.  After the person was voted off she very casually asked if they were going to shoot the woman now.  I was horrified!  I asked her why they would shoot the poor person and she matter of factly said well, how could they leave since they have no boat ?  That would give Reality tv shows more a whole other aspect!

Well a couple of weeks ago my child refused to do her math quiz and began playing with her pencil when it dropped on the floor and the teacher took it away she replied "that is okay I have more in my desk" then she messed with her paper until that was removed then her name tag on her desk then she replied to the poor teacher "what are you going to do next... take away my desk"

  I was horrified when I heard this then I thought about it smart kid.  Thank goodness for her having an IEP and being in a study they are aware of.

Oh I've got a good one, it's been with me for 8 years even though my ds is a true comedien. My ds was 4 and he played a game of Hi-Ho Cherri O with my aunt one day.  My aunt, near 50 has no kids of her own so she's just not a natural with them in a funny way. This will be funnier if you know this game. When she landed on the dog and hand to empty her basket she took the basket out and dumped it all over her tree and smoothed the cherries out with her hand back into the tree.

This was clearly not an acceptable practice to my ds because several day later we were watching TV all cuddled up and he turns and looks at me very seriously and says "

Mom when aunty plays the cherry game she just takes the whole basket out and dumps it!!!"

I said "everybody has their own way of doing things homey and that must be hers"

My ds says "I know but you are supposed to count!" "Mom, is she dumb?"

I laughed so hard I couldn't breate and then had to explain that it's not funny to call people dumb.  I still crack up to this day when I think about it!

msbobbi

 

HUG A TREE!  I LOVE IT!

There are such funny stories on here! 

There was a topic that said something about hugging a tree fro stress relief.......well today I hugged a tree! My 7 YO son says, why are you hugging the tree? I said it was supposed to get rid of stress and I was trying it, he said is it working, I said I think so and we both laughed. So we where doing his homework and he was making me mad and I clenched my teeth and said I was fixin to loose my temper and he goes.........."well, go hug a tree then"..........  OMG.......I about died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I have read several posts on what our kids say.. and the reactions.. I think we also need to look at the funny side of what they say.. a lot of what they say is said in a question form... what if, or how come this or that..

Two weesk ago, Nate asked during church if he beat up the preist would church be over quicker.. I took a deep breath and told him no and that everyone would be sad.. he said oh, and that he wouldn't hurt him.. he then went back to trying to sing the song... I have retold this story several times.. and it is kind of funny.. he meant no harm..just asked a question... My son does the same.  Most are innocent questions so I just laugh it off.We went to the new Juice it Up shop in our neighborhood for a fruit smoothie the other day.  They have "boosters" you can add to your smoothie for things such as weight loss,  energy, etc.   There was one that said it helps your memory.  My son read it and said "Mom we need to get one of these shakes every day so I can stop forgetting stuff!"

My dd got in trouble yesterday on a field trip for saying something.  They were at a police station learning about safety issues.  The police officer asked the class how they would describe strangers.

My daughter yelled out "drunk people!" and was so proud of herself.  Well, her teacher did not think so highly of it.  She had a note sent home with her. 

She says really funny stuff all of the time and it seems like noone really appreciates it like I do, so I may start leaving stuff on this board in hopes that we can all have a laugh.

Let's keep this one bumped!

Last month when my son started karate lessons, we were there waiting for the sensei to call the kids to class; when he saw Marcel (my son who was a newbie) he asked him in a very exciting tone: " Marcel tell me what is the thing you like the most about karate"; to my disappointment my son answered: "My friend Martin". It doesn't mean that I am not happy for his friendship with Martin; in fact I think this kid is a wonderful friend for Marcel because he is very mature for his age so he can be a role model for him; the thing is that I was really waiting for my son to give a karate related answer. Last months I have been very anxious about trying to involve my son in what is best for him due to his adhd.

But what can I do? Just enjoy his funny and innocent answers.

We where riding horses with my 7 yo son. One day a big semi was coming slowly down the dirt road, I was telling Dillon to get over near me to wait for the truck to go by, he started to panic and cry and thought he was going to die......needless to say his pony spooked and we had to rescue him (if he would have stayed calm, so would the horse) and I told him that. So we where going to ride the other day and I asked him what he would do next time a big truck came by and he said " stay calm and wait for my DOOM".....LOL I laughed so hard.

When he was 3 it had been raining for days, then one day the sun came out and I said oh look, the sun finally came out and he asked where iut had been and I said the clouds where covering it when it rained. he said "oh, the clouds cover the sun so the sun don't get wet?" How cute is that?

Well one day my son was taking the trash out with his grandpa, it happen to be in the evening and it was a little dark out side. My son said to grandpa " Arent you scared out here?" Grandpa said " No, im to old to be scared. Then my son says " What if a little black midget jumps out?" my dad started laughing so hard, lol, it was so funny, when my dad came up stairs and told me i started laughin as well. My sons has me laughin all the time, every day.