Garbage Day | ADHD Information

I have two, full, festering garbage bags in my kitchen. My house smells like the dump. Today was garbage day, and as usual, I forgot. You could threaten me with death, and I would still forget. There's just nothing I can do about it. Nothing.

There's a city ordinance that you can't place the garbage out before 5 p.m. the previous day. It's a 0 ticket if you place them earlier.

What can I do? I live in garbage constantly because of this ordinance!  :)  find  mobile phone with a recurrant allarm and set it to just b4 garbage collection time.  OR take a take a trip down town and find a dumpster to offload it in,
NO! dont go downtown and dump your garbage there.. As a former apartment dweller on a busy street more often the not, some IDIOT would come and put all their garbage in our dumpster making it so I nor 4 others could put our own in it!!  go out in your back yard and light it on fire :)Petition the city for a variance or something because of your disorder. My
garbage day is tuesday. I often think of taking it out friday, but rarely
monday.

I have become obsessed with bringing no garbage home as a result of
this same problem. I throw wrappings and bubble packages away at the
store, on the rare occaisions i clean my car i do it at a fast food place, i
take boxes to work pretending there is stuff in them, but, hahahaha no!
they are empty and i don't feel like packaging them up with string the
way our city says to. Leave it in the yard of that  super organized  co worker who is so  anal about everything but  hasnt had an orignial thought in ten yrs and  the thought of  doing something adifferent  way is  an aberration to...  but still looks down his nose  at  your chaotic workspace....SHARE  THE CHAOS!!I'm sorry circus monkey! I know that crime doesn't pay, but I had to do it! I had to trade shame in hopes of continued good health.