Am I the only one who has mornings like this?
First there was the struggle through the havy traffic on snow-covered roads. Why do people have to drive so damned slowly when I'm late for work?
Arriving at the office I find the coffee machine isn't working - it's displaying the message 'low water' (I work for a water company fer chrissakes! How can it have no water?).
When my computer finally finishes booting up I get a message telling me an update has been installed, and I need to reboot it. When that's done I find an email from someone in another office, the tone of which makes me grind my teeth and refrain from replying (I'd get fired if I wrote what's going through my mind).
I have an important Health and Safety document to read, but there is some kind of remote process going on in my computer, the hard drive's rattling away and everything's going really slowly. I tear out the network connection and hurl it across the room. Others look up from their desks and I am having to bite my tongue to prevent an 'inappropriate' remark.
There's a bouncy, enthusiastic young lad who's just walked into the office - he's so cheerful and pleasant I just want to wring his freakin' neck. How dare the little snot be so cheerful.
I can't read this document, I just can't. I'm looking at it waiting for all the important information to leap out of the page and into my brain, but it won't. I can feel my blood pressure rising. I hate everyone in this office, if I had a gun with me I'd make the news today. Better still a if I had a chainsaw. Or a Tank.
I thought perhaps writing this would calm me down. I guess I thought wrong.
Aww, poor baby. So that's why you're not on line!
haven't put in my teeth yet
haven't scraped the ice off my little truck, and have had only one cigarette.
Of course, being such an apathetic, laid back person, I don't get why
everything has to be a panic. If something I don't care about is
conidered a "panic" then I want to do it even less. 

I thought I had a bad day, you guys win!
Awful to think that someone who doesn't get a raise, has a "bouncy lad" and no coffee, and someone who forgets her raincoat, can make you all win this prestigious award. Just kidding, I hope tomorrow is better for you all, look on the bright side, it really couldn't get any worse. Good God, now I fear tomorrow!