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HEHE, not too long ago (at my ooooold job) I was working at Safeway. Safeway is all about customer service and you have to greet every single customer you come into any sort of contact with. I usually just alternate between "how are you doing today" and "are you guys finding everything alright?" Anyways, of course I really don't even realize I'm saying it, it's just habit after a while. I was walking out to get carts, which are right at the entrance to the store and a couple was walking in. As soon as they walked through the door, I turned and looked at them and said "You guys finding everyting alright tonight?" They just laughed and looked at me funny, after they got no response from me or my facial expression (I still hadn't figured out what I had said and really wasn't even paying attention to their action, I think I was wondering what the Star Wars movie this summer is going to entail. . .)  Then they just got straight faces and said sure. I turned around and walked and got my cart, then I finally realized it and explained to them what a habit it was!!!! At least they laughed with me!!!

Yeah, I finally figured that out. it is weird, isn't it? welcome back

Hey Gypsy Woman...good to hear from you. I ahve been away from home for about a week.  

Re: the TV...I was watching the commercial on my own TV, and marveled at the color from the commercial on my own TV, wishing I "could get color like that..." when in fact I was actually WATCHING color like that...

My husband and I were one of 4 parents watching kids in the church nursery the other week. He was doing a little kiddie dance with one of the 2 year olds. I looked over and said "Oh, wow, honey, you do have rhythm after all!"

I'm always making these remarks that unintentionally come off sounding sexual. But I'm used to it, so I just laugh at myself. I just had to stop dinner and log on to tell you what I just did. I usually keep the ketcup on the sink, where I also keep my dishsoap (live in a really small travel trailer). Anyway, I went to squeeze the ketchup on my plate, and thought it was coming out terribly watery. I know, you've probably figured it out already...I was squeezing dish soap on my dinner.   Ugh!!   hmmm ... Actually, not bad.    That's what I get for finally putting the ketchup in the frig where it belongs.

I was watching a commercial for one of the new TVs that showed how their TV gave  better picture and beautiful color. I watched in amazement and said to my friend...Wow! I wish I could get color like that!

 

Huh?You mean on YOUR TV? Or in real life? Sorry, I'm slow today.