A Quick Joke! | ADHD Information

Why did the ADHD chicken cross the road?

Because her keys just hafta be over there.

 Can I ever relate to that! I drive my boys nuts.. we just don't get why I don't at least put the keys in the same place all the time.   Keys especially cuz they drive too.

That is the best. Too bad we can't tell that one to all our friends!!! Are you sure she wasnt looking for her car? Or her house?

Keys?? What keys? Oh poo!!! Did I forget that I bought a car?? <from the background> Reizende, hello? Are you listening to me? Stop tuning me out and pay attention> <me> Huh? What? Ah..wait a sec..the keys to tune the car?.

Oh great here we go again...

[QUOTE=karen52]I drive my boys nuts.. we just don't get why I don't at least put the keys in the same place all the time.   Keys especially cuz they drive too.

That is the best. Too bad we can't tell that one to all our friends!!! [/QUOTE]

Try walking away with packages in hand and not realizing you are leaving a trail of bags & boxes or assorted bits behind and people think you are an intentional slob. The side of the bed I get up on has piles of laundry. Not because I am a slob, but because it just happened to be the last area I was in dressing or undressing.