No, sorry. You don't qualify for ADHD because you only go 15 different avenues to try to say what you mean before actually getting it out - real ADHDers will go at least 17.
The rest sounds about right though..
Welcome to the club.
Mark -
I just realized my words are chopped off at the end. Well, that's irritating.
Ok. Not anymore. That was weird. 
One of the ways to distinguish attention deficit disorder from a response to stress is to look at your life and find out whether you've had symptoms all of your life.
Attention deficit disorder is something that shows itself by age seven.