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damn those things irk me when I see the fly with the eagles stuff in the WalMart bathroom I thing it is a dirty plot to help remind the employees they are NOT eagles so get to work stacking the stuff in aisle 2 or we'll fire yer ass. This coffee mug on that site just SLAYS me:

"You Aren't Being Paid to Believe
In the Power of Your Dreams"

It is somehow very very deep. I'm not kidding about this either, it is very funny, sad, true, melancholy, adhd, powerfull. It should be tattooed on the wrist of every new hire, like a death camp serial number.
On a related note, my wife's best friend works for a Fortune 500 corporation.  A few years ago when mission statements were all the rage, her department was required to come up with one for their department.  So they picked a bogus one off the Dilbert web site.  It was nothing but meaningless corporate jargon.  They figured it would be busted immediately and then they'd submit the real one.  But NOOOOO.  It got approved by their supervisor, then director, and was on the VP's desk about to get stamped yet again for approval when they yanked it out from under him.  Ah, Corporate Amercia, the most humorless place on earth.  JerBer38474.7404050926Those crack me up, our legal dude has those in his office.

[QUOTE=floofthegoof]My favorite one is:

Apathy.

If we fail to serve the customer,

maybe they'll stop bugging us.
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You know...people in my department act like that one!!!! HAHA

 

LOL it would be so interesting to notice if anyone would even notice if you switched the signs. LOL most people probably would just walk right by lol My favorite one is:

Apathy.

If we fail to serve the customer,

maybe they'll stop bugging us.

We have those dumb motivational signs all over the walls in my office like every 2 feet apart. No one needs the silly things to make it through a workday, and our corporate people don't follow their principles anyway. All they do is make me take longer to find my way back to my desk reading the dang things along the way. I am often times tempted to replace them when no one is looking with these nice signs below:

http://www.despair.com/

HAHA nice link !!!! Love the link!

Yes, we have a couple of those BS motivational signs around here too. Not only that, but our bosses expect us to have a copy of the company's "Vision Statement" posted in each of our work stations.

I posted mine above my garbage can. Surely enough, one day I came in to find my garbage emptied and my Vision Statement missing. I believe very strongly that that was a sign all on its own.
bcgirl197838474.5098611111The best motivation I get is when superiors tell me I am doing a good job. Not a bunch of colorful pictures with poetry on them.Heheh, I love those. I just threw away my 2004 calendar.