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2 cars from 2 different car makers are parked next to each other in a parking lot, and as it turns out the tailpipes are face to face. After a long silence one tailpipe says to the other: "I don't know about you but I'm exhausted."

Yeah that was like the man dying of thirst in the desert, after he got 1 drop of water. yum.

A man on a long flight realized he needed to go to the bathroom very badly. Finding the men's occupied, and not thinking he could wait, he quickly looked around and then dashed into the women's washroom. As he sat on the toilet, he noticed 3 buttons next to him, labelled "WS", "PP", and "ATR". Curious, he pushed the "WS" button, and his backside was gently rinsed with a warm spray of water. Pleasantly surprised, he pushed the "PP" button. His backside then received a nice powder puff! Hardly being able to wait and see what would come next, he pushed the final button. Suddenly everything went black. The next thing he knew, he had awoken in a hospital bed, with a nurse smiling over him. "What happened?" he asked the nurse. "It's okay," she said, "you're going to be fine. It wasn't too late, they were able to re-attach it in time. Bet you'll think twice about pushing the 'ATR' button again!" Confused, the man asked what "ATR" stood for. "Why, Automatic Tampon Removal".

What is funny is that I normally don't let myself get bored. Once I start feeling bored and I'm at the apartment, I'll get on my pc and once i get bored from that, I'll read a "interesting" book that I can actually focus on without getting distracted after each line lol. Then I'll listen to music, then I'll watch tv or a movie. Sometimes I'll actually do chores...WOW! :) lol.

Anyway, but if I'm somewhere waiting for a long time at a doctors office and there is nothing to keep switching to so I don't get bored, I go crazy with boredom. I hate that feeling. I'll start fidgeting and getting really annoyed! who else hates waiting in the waiting room for doctors appointments? my doctor takes forever so i have to wait and wait and wait and I get SOO bored! i look at magazines and get bored with that and then just sit and daydream and then just start getting more and more bored til I feel like I'm going to go crazy! yikes! Anyway enough about that. Now I'm just rambling lol. But to make a long story short, i hate boredom! I'm sorry you've been bored Reizende!

I'm bored. Like bored with a capital B bored..bored off my butt, chew my fingernails, twirl my hair bored.




	Post Something Funny 2 cars from 2 different car makers are parked next to each other in a parking lot, and as it turns out the tailpipes are face to face. After a long silence one tailpipe says to the other: "I don't know about you but I'm exhausted." A catholic priest, a Baptist preacher and a Rabbi walk into a bar, and the bartended says: "What is this, a joke?" [QUOTE=shinsetu_hito] Sorry but your "hehe" had no heart to it. :-( [/QUOTE] Yeah that was like the man dying of thirst in the desert, after he got 1 drop of water. yum. Sorry but your "hehe" had no heart to it. :-( . shinsetu_hito38531.2650694444hehe Want to know something ridiculous? I have and ADHD doctor (psychiatrist) whose waiting room has nothing in it...NOTHING. No pictures, cold stiff leather chairs, no pens and paper, no water/tea/coffee station, no TV or music, no color (beige), OLD magazines (did you know that Brad and Jennifer are having marital troubles??!). What the hell?? This man charges an obscene amount of money and does not accept insurance. bluebird3838531.7614699074 What does a fish say when it runs in to a concrete wall? Dam! LTC138531.6546412037 Did you hear about theDyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac? (he stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog)... gasp water....cough A man on a long flight realized he needed to go to the bathroom very badly. Finding the men's occupied, and not thinking he could wait, he quickly looked around and then dashed into the women's washroom. As he sat on the toilet, he noticed 3 buttons next to him, labelled "WS", "PP", and "ATR". Curious, he pushed the "WS" button, and his backside was gently rinsed with a warm spray of water. Pleasantly surprised, he pushed the "PP" button. His backside then received a nice powder puff! Hardly being able to wait and see what would come next, he pushed the final button. Suddenly everything went black. The next thing he knew, he had awoken in a hospital bed, with a nurse smiling over him. "What happened?" he asked the nurse. "It's okay," she said, "you're going to be fine. It wasn't too late, they were able to re-attach it in time. Bet you'll think twice about pushing the 'ATR' button again!" Confused, the man asked what "ATR" stood for. "Why, Automatic Tampon Removal". Go to Mark's site www.scatterbrained.net it's another ADHD forum and it has a jokes section. I hate boredom!! What is funny is that I normally don't let myself get bored. Once I start feeling bored and I'm at the apartment, I'll get on my pc and once i get bored from that, I'll read a "interesting" book that I can actually focus on without getting distracted after each line lol. Then I'll listen to music, then I'll watch tv or a movie. Sometimes I'll actually do chores...WOW! :) lol. Anyway, but if I'm somewhere waiting for a long time at a doctors office and there is nothing to keep switching to so I don't get bored, I go crazy with boredom. I hate that feeling. I'll start fidgeting and getting really annoyed! who else hates waiting in the waiting room for doctors appointments? my doctor takes forever so i have to wait and wait and wait and I get SOO bored! i look at magazines and get bored with that and then just sit and daydream and then just start getting more and more bored til I feel like I'm going to go crazy! yikes! Anyway enough about that. Now I'm just rambling lol. But to make a long story short, i hate boredom! I'm sorry you've been bored Reizende! Sorry I am having a bad case of the boredoms 8( It needs full strength anti-boredom agents. Those were at least a snicker & a chuckle 8 ) I'm bored. Like bored with a capital B bored..bored off my butt, chew my fingernails, twirl my hair bored. Post something funny to make the ADD thing go away for 5 minutes. 8 )	Enter Your Email below to claim your Free Book